nah,
i used to be a loan shark,
but i always prefered the term 'shylok',
sounds more proffesional(as in jewish)
i mean 30% interest compounded weekly?
that's less then what the legal moneylenders charge these days.
cutting off peoples toes with bolt cutters,
burning down houses,
cracking bitches with hammers,
it just isn't funny anymore.
(well, not as funny.)
i retired from the military,
about 10 or so years ago,
so i spend a considerable amount of time drinking,
when i'm not doing the occasional stint in the slammer.
now, tell me if i'm joking.
