Crazy ex girlfriend stories

mcdouchealot · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:47 pm **Post subject:**

Yeah, that is definitely creepy.... So did you hear from the Ford Agency, or what?

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:37 am **Post subject:**

Yes.

Oh man there are a few more embarrassing stories I ain't drunk enough to reveal at this time...

Unfortunately no of them involve attractive women. Usually creepy weirdos.

Some day... :cry:

... as long as I set the traps properly :facehugger:

mcdouchealot · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:33 pm **Post subject:**

All of my embarrassing stories are usually about attractive female weirdos.

hahaha, I wish.

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:53 am **Post subject:**

I wish my GF was hot. but sdoesnt matter cuz I fuck another girl shit fuck cock! :beerchug:

bag woman · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:20 am **Post subject:**

charming

antropomorphic · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:24 am **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

I wish my GF was hot. but sdoesnt matter cuz I fuck another girl shit fuck cock! :beerchug:

you can always make her hot

johnathome · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:29 pm **Post subject:**

Grind wrote:

Oh man there are a few more embarrassing stories I ain't drunk enough to reveal at this time...

Then

Quote:

I wish my GF was hot. but sdoesnt matter cuz I fuck another girl shit fuck cock!

Drunk?

Slayer · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:05 pm **Post subject:**

No, how could you EVER think such a thing? :prat:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:27 pm **Post subject:**

yeah... ummm sorry for all the nonsense posted the other day.... tequila is the devil... :mrgreen:

man someone needs to take my keyboard away when I drink.

Slayer · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:48 pm **Post subject:**

No, because that would mean that we had to miss out on some of your crazed and dazed fun typing.

bag woman · **Posted:** Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:30 am **Post subject:**

Quote:

man someone needs to take my keyboard away when I drink

someone needs to take, my keyboard, phone and mobile away from me... have a habit of getting in touch with the -ex and saying the wrong things

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:34 am **Post subject:**

Slayer wrote:

No, because that would mean that we had to miss out on some of your crazed and dazed fun typing.

Thats why I love HHAH, SBiG and FH; you guys tolerate drunks! as long as they are somewhat contribute....

and yeah B_W, reaching out is bad news in that state.

John_Doe · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:57 pm **Post subject:**

oh man, I've had to buy drugs for girls who were freaking out because they have thought they were getting too fat. Many girls have asked me to hit them or otherwise seriously hurt them during sex (I always refuse). I've had to bandage up a couple of girls after they've been cutting themselves. I've actually had my arms covered in blood for different reasons several times because I have tried to help girls. I have had to buy rohypnol/valium to cool a few different girls down after they lost their kids (some times they lost them just to the atohrities, one time a kid lost her life).

All in all... I'm kinda tired of dealing with girls. Porn movies are much better. They never drag you along to shop for curtains, are always ready for a little hanky panky and best of all, they can be put on pause.

karstmobile · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:10 pm **Post subject:**

John_Doe wrote:

oh man, I've had to buy drugs for girls who were freaking out because they have thought they were getting too fat. Many girls have asked me to hit them or otherwise seriously hurt them during sex (I always refuse). I've had to bandage up a couple of girls after they've been cutting themselves. I've actually had my arms covered in blood for different reasons several times because I have tried to help girls. I have had to buy rohypnol/valium to cool a few different girls down after they lost their kids (some times they lost them just to the atohrities, one time a kid lost her life).

All in all... I'm kinda tired of dealing with girls. Porn movies are much better. They never drag you along to shop for curtains, are always ready for a little hanky panky and best of all, they can be put on pause.

Damn... where do you find these women? Or do they find you. :lol:

John_Doe · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:14 pm **Post subject:**

yeah, fucked up women seem to like me. I guess it's because I'm so used to them, that I don't revolt in shock once they show a little crazyness.
It has nothing at all to do with the fact that I'm pretty fucked up myself, I'm sure. :jesus:

karstmobile · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:27 am **Post subject:**

You still wearing heals? :lol:

bag woman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:49 am **Post subject:**

i'm a fucked up women, totally fucked up. been nrly a year since i was sectioned last :roll:

John_Doe · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:35 am **Post subject:**

karstmobile wrote:

You still wearing heals? :lol:

hehe, only once, when managed to enter a beauty pagent as the only guy, in full drag. Highly recomended. =)

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:51 am **Post subject:**

eh, if you like crazy chicks, it's easy to make them that way.the trick is subtly-iness and stealthy in each attempt to shatter her selfesteem and undermine her confidence....

MS-'oh, baby, your lips are like velvet, you're so sexually voracious and beautifully wanton. Making love to you is like walking into a warm room with my fly open, oh, yeah.'
Her-'Oh, I love you, monkeysm- wait, what?!'

John_Doe · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:56 pm **Post subject:**

Masuimi Max! My idea of a perfect woman:

http://iamtrouble.com/docs/videos/Masui ... lation.mov

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