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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:03 am  Post subject: The official drunk thread
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So I did a search to see if this forum had a drunk thread yet, and found 388 matches.

anyway....

there's this stupendously drunk guy in my house, and I've been feeding him "drink" after "drink" (of water mixed with sparkly water) but I'm getting to the point where I'm thinking that it might be better to just feed him some shrooms and make him trip out instead. what to do... what to do....


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how much cash does he have on him?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:46 am  Post subject:
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oh my, he just went out (I thought he was gonna go take a piss) and sat in his car and drove off. The guy couldn't even stand up straight. Guess this is gonna be one for the newspapers.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:49 pm  Post subject:
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Er, do you know the guy or did he sort of just appear?

He may have slipped through some kind of rip in the barrier between different realities. It happened to me once, most irritating indeed.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:07 pm  Post subject:
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hehe, no I know the man. talked to him yesterday. he had managed to drive all the way home, parked the car, and..... fallen asleep in the car seat.
He was woken up by a cop knocking on his car window, and since he still had the keys in the ignition, they took a blood sample, and he'll probably go to jail for drunk driving... again...

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