My girlfriend keeps waking me up!

Media Cult

My girlfriend sleeps very noisy; she talks and shouts and moves a lot when we're trying to sleep. i seriously lack sleep now that we've moved out together, I become tired all day long, and when I try to sleep again she wakes me up many times at night. It's horror!

Anyone else knows this? What can I do? It's not pleasant at all sleeping on the couch 4 times a week. If anyone had this problem Im eager to hear how you solved it.

RedVeil · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:56 pm **Post subject:**

Make her a strong cocktail before she goes to bed (I suggest "Knockout").
If you do this you have a good chance of not being bothered at night.

Another option: buy a second bed and sleep in separate beds.

Third option: tell her about it and make her understand your point.

PS: I prefer the cocktail. :beerchug:

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:42 pm **Post subject:**

Kill the bitch!

PlagueH · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:57 pm **Post subject:**

Ive never really ran into that problem but I would also suggest talking to her about it. Also look online for sleep aids and the such. I dont know about the cocktail thing cause Im not a good drink mixer but that might work as well.

antropomorphic · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:18 pm **Post subject:**

I always sleep alone, my gf snores like a hog, moves like one too :wink:

sleeping alone doesn't mean one has a bad relationship, au contraire, its been proven that couples who sleep alone (each in their own room) live way longer, coz a good night sleep is the basis for a healty daylife.

we only share the same bed when we want to fuck (we almost never fuck in bed, but you get the point) or when we're really drunk & thus sleep anyway :wink:

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:36 pm **Post subject:**

antropomorphic wrote:

au contraire, its been proven that couples who sleep alone (each in their own room) live way longer, coz a good night sleep is the basis for a healty daylife.

I know a lot of couples that don't share the same bed. I thought they didn't have a good relationship, and after antro's remark it will not change because when you live longer, you don't necessarily have a good relationship

Seriously: sleeping apart can be the solution. I really know several couples who do that and are fine with it.

I myself sleep like a baby: you can fire a cannon next to me and I will not hear it. My father slept through an allied air raid in World War II, I think I inherited it from him.

Media Cult · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:37 pm **Post subject:**

I asked her if she could sleep on the couch from time to time. It was all right with her.

It's amazing what lack of sleep does to you...

Slayer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:18 am **Post subject:**

In ancient times, shamans used sleep depravity to meditate and come in contact with the gods.

It messes you up indeed.

antropomorphic · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:36 pm **Post subject:**

Slayer wrote:

My father slept through an allied air raid in World War II, I think I inherited it from him.

man, that really made me laugh

Slayer · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:37 pm **Post subject:**

I wasn't kidding about it, though. I know it sounds funny, however :mrgreen:

Chadman · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:50 pm **Post subject:**

Usually, moving or talking during sleep means that you are repressing a killing urge. You should probably just let her keep doing her thing...

johnathome · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:05 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:52 pm **Post subject:**

LOL my wife snoores like a cunt, used to keep me up all night but I kind of adjusted to it. Mind you lack of sleep is not an issue for me, 4 hours a night is great for me.

Mind you, I am one to talk. I recently started sleep walking again, a couple of nights ago I rolled a doobie up in my sleep, well attempted too, and put it in my wifes mouth LOL I also got woke up by my neighbour about 3 weeks back, I was talking to my dog in my backgarden at 3 am, totally naked.

Sleeping seperately is not an option for me, but I also know several couples that do this and they are all perfectly happy, they only sleep together when they wanna shag. One couple I know have been like this since they got married, 23 years ago, and they have 5 kids and a great life together.

It does seem a little weird, but apparently it can work.

Maybe you could get her some natural herbal sleep aids, my bro uses them to help him sleep through his wifes sleep talking. Oh and I aint on about weed either LOL

Sleep deprivation sounds funny, but it really does get to you real quick.

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:00 pm **Post subject:**

antropomorphic wrote:

I always sleep alone, my gf snores like a hog, moves like one too

erm, she's not a hog though right? :lol:

antropomorphic · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:54 pm **Post subject:**

spudthedestroyer wrote:

antropomorphic wrote:

I always sleep alone, my gf snores like a hog, moves like one too

erm, she's not a hog though right? :lol:

nope, she's as skinny as ever, even after giving birth :mrgreen:

Media Cult · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:19 am **Post subject:**

Ok, I was awakened tonight with angry shouting, which is frequent in this bed. But then came, and full of contempt, : "don't wake me up, idiot!"

Seriously, I'm scared!

antropomorphic · **Posted:** Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:00 am **Post subject:**

again: move to another location for sleeping
I remember my gf having a nightmare about spiders, some years ago.It woke me up, so I patted her on the shoulder & she smacked me in the face coz she thought it was a spider :mrgreen:

bag woman · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:37 am **Post subject:**

just wear earplugs....easy

vermin · **Posted:** Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:42 am **Post subject:**

use a hammer...makes her shut up and gets the demons out...do it!

*post pics here...thanks

bag woman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:34 am **Post subject:**

yeah, or you could do an exorcism thingy....the power of christ compels thee

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