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absinthminded · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:24 pm **Post subject:** uumm

well hi guys/gals
i'm not that new but deffinatly not old.
i started comming here about a month ago but just now signedup...

elchupacabra · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:27 pm **Post subject:**

Don't you mean mmuuuuuh, like a cow? :freddy:

I think there is still place for some beef on the BBQ. :googley:

absinthminded · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:34 pm **Post subject:**

elchupacabra wrote:

Don't you mean mmuuuuuh, like a cow? :freddy:

I think there is still place for some beef on the BBQ. :googley:

why would i be a cow??
if anything at 6'3" and under 180lbs i could be a white ethiopian

elchupacabra · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:43 pm **Post subject:**

Sorry. I just understand the metric system.

By the way. See here

http://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic. ... 099#176400

there is enough place for you. :mrgreen:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:21 pm **Post subject:**

Holy crap, you must be really skinny? Do you snap when someone in front of you farts?

Just joshing, it's good for morale, welcome and keep your head down.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:53 pm **Post subject:**

Hmmm... Try get some fat in those bones, will you? Are you trying to starve us? Welcome!

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:10 pm **Post subject:**

Maybe he's only 7 years old

absinthminded · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:17 pm **Post subject:**

Slayer wrote:

Maybe he's only 7 years old

maybe i'm only 28
and maybe just maybe i was in a coma then had to re-learn how to eat, talk and other things.

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:20 pm **Post subject:**

Well, at least I was on 25% of the right answer.

bag woman · **Posted:** Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:48 pm **Post subject:**

only 28, noooooo....don't start me on the age thing again. lmao

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:31 pm **Post subject:**

Maybe, just maybe we have no idea if you are serious or not?

If you are serious then I can sympathise, my bro spent a while in a coma, kind of reset his brain and he had to relearn all skills when he was younger. Very strange indeed.

Fancy a loin chop at our next BBQ? You can have the gristle to fatten you up. And just to be safe everyone will be banned from farting near you matey :wink:

absinthminded · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:08 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

Maybe, just maybe we have no idea if you are serious or not?

If you are serious then I can sympathise, my bro spent a while in a coma, kind of reset his brain and he had to relearn all skills when he was younger. Very strange indeed.

Fancy a loin chop at our next BBQ? You can have the gristle to fatten you up. And just to be safe everyone will be banned from farting near you matey :wink:

honestly i couldnt be more serious.
well, i guess i could be more serious but not about a coma

BadBugs · **Posted:** Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:54 pm **Post subject:**

Lets face it absinth, you are George Bush... You talks bollox & arrogant enough to believe that you can pull it off.... get some professional help coz you seriously need it :lol:

Jack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:36 am **Post subject:**

I'm 19 and I would snap you like a twig! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

You posting too many crazy threads son, you need to slow down. I don't care which order you post them in, just relax.

johnathome · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:42 am **Post subject:**

Am i too late

Jack · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:43 am **Post subject:**

vtwin0001 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:30 am **Post subject:**

<FAAARTS>

...oops...

sorry matey.. didn't mean to

bag woman · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:21 am **Post subject:**

we have a brummie here, we defo have to bbq him :mrgreen:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:08 pm **Post subject:**

Been a while since we had a brummie, although I always find them to be a bit tough, and not in a good way.

Jack is only 19? LMFAO a mere child and he wishes to walk tall with the men here. Sorry son, but you got a long way to go yet. I got a plastic sheet here if you haven't quite got the hang of 'getting out of bed to use the toilet at night' thing

Mind you, being 19 explains a lot. That is probably the reason why you talk the talk, but really cannot walk the walk yet. Come back when your brain and body catch up with all those hormones.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:25 am **Post subject:**

hey, being 6'3'' and 150 pounds is nothing to be ashamed of, eh, absintmind-??!!
where'd he go?!!

'I'm right here, monkeysmasher. I just turned sideways, rendering me effectively invisible!'

AHHHH! A WITCH!!! A WITCH!!
BURN HIM!!!!

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