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vermin · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:04 am **Post subject:**

absinthminded wrote:

maybe i'm only 28
and maybe just maybe i was in a coma then had to re-learn how to eat, talk and other things.

(*after reading other posts/comments from this twat)
Guess you lost a few brain cells during that process. More like half a brain...zombies would feel sorry for you.

Jack · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:14 am **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

Been a while since we had a brummie, although I always find them to be a bit tough, and not in a good way.

Jack is only 19? LMFAO a mere child and he wishes to walk tall with the men here. Sorry son, but you got a long way to go yet. I got a plastic sheet here if you haven't quite got the hang of 'getting out of bed to use the toilet at night' thing

Mind you, being 19 explains a lot. That is probably the reason why you talk the talk, but really cannot walk the walk yet. Come back when your brain and body catch up with all those hormones.

Hahah, you're funny. I bet those jokes come in handy when your waiting in line at the post office or riding the bus using your free bus pass. Being old and wrinkly, no wonder your'e kinda grumpy.

You can joke about me wetting the bed but in a few years you'll be full circle and will be back to nappies and being spoon fed mush at the old folks home. Only joking....or am I...

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:32 am **Post subject:**

See this is what I mean about hello threads...

:matrix:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:44 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

See this is what I mean about hello threads...

:matrix:

Fucking right. I love this friendly banter. This one shows promise though, slightly immature but he will become seasoned with time. I guess the real question is does he have the required stamina to maintain the pace here?

Time will tell I guess.

@Jack/absinthminded, oh and for the record, I am not THAT old you little whipper snapper.

bag woman · **Posted:** Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:46 pm **Post subject:**

how old are you taks, sorry guys, just kidding. i can do a brill brummie accent by the way :mrgreen:

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:26 am **Post subject:**

Tak is still a pup...mind you a big snarling pitbull of a pup but still a pup nonetheless....trust me on that :wink:

What the hell is a brill brummie? Sounds like something that comes from your ass. :outsider:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:54 pm **Post subject:**

I am still a pup, but only at heart LOL I actually think I may have rabies.

For the record I am 33 this year. Almost a tenth of the way through my life already, terrible really.

bag woman · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:33 pm **Post subject:**

i'm older, i will be 37 tomorrow...all presents gratefully recieved. going up my mates for the night with some cheesey horror dvds, vodka and a takeaway....yummy

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:52 pm **Post subject:**

I like older women ;-)

wargand · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:57 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

I like older women ;-)

For breakfast?

Slayer · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:17 pm **Post subject:**

No, to sleep on. Their skin can be wrapped around you if you get cold

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:02 pm **Post subject:**

Keeping me warm at night is just one use. An older woman can be 'useful' in many other situations.

They really are multi purpose tools indeed.

Oh and for what it is worth, I really do like older women. Not too the point I was knobbing grannies though, around a decade older suits me fine, a slightly higher level of maturty. They also seem to appreciate my, erm, personality traits much better than young pups.

The young ones spend way too much time in front of the mirror thinking they look better than every one else.

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:57 am **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

The young ones spend way too much time in front of the mirror thinking they look better than every one else.

Gimme those!

George Tatum · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:49 am **Post subject:**

Happy birthday bag woman. Now you've told us your age I'll tell you mine, 39.

@dxa, brill is short for brilliant and Brummie is someone from Birmingham (England) or in this case its accent.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:56 am **Post subject:**

I did not know that....I have learned something today.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:19 am **Post subject:**

Happy birthday bag woman! :beerchug:

elchupacabra · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:11 am **Post subject:**

Happy birthday bag woman. :wink:

RedVeil · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:33 am **Post subject:**

Let me join: "Happy birthday!". :thumbsup:

Jack · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:55 am **Post subject:**

I don't have a brummie accent, someone at uni said I sounded Irish....

Also, Tak, stop saying young pup, you can't get an old puppy, that would be a dog, it's just nagging at me, hugs.

bag woman · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:24 pm **Post subject:**

thank you guys :beerchug:

tsk tsk jack, you shouldn't be telling taks what and what not to say...he will get you big time.

think i'm still drunk :mrgreen:

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