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TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:19 am **Post subject:**

Yep, that did the trick monkeysmasher.

Old school rules.

vermin · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:18 am **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher wrote:

you dare call us americaners stupid?

*<B>yes<B>

monkeysmasher wrote:

it was blown over in the great windmill fire of '77.

*wrong...flodded...it was a watermill and in '76

monkeysmasher wrote:

(That is also why hollander's walk around barefoot, to commemorate the tragic loss of wooden shoes worn by the great hollandais rebels who bravely lost thier lives combating the blaze, only to be betrayed, by the dreaded danish people from Daneland (during the cloggen wars), thier nearest neighbours who invaded and conquered the peaceful hollandais people.)

*lies...don't bring up the clogwars fool...my old man's a clogwar veteran...as for myself I'm a master in the art of clogging and have a blackbelt in clog-fu...I say fuck them Danes!

(btw Holland and The Netherlands are two different countries)

Slayer · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:13 pm **Post subject:**

vermin wrote:

(btw Holland and The Netherlands are two different countries)

A typical frustration for any Dutchman not from the Holland part of the country :twisted:

Oh, and monkeysmasher: the way you see it, should be taught in highschool in the US. It would make things go round so much better.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:06 pm **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher often does make huge sense. In a very obtuse way he is a genius, and I mean a proper genius, not one of those snot faced punk arse kids at the top universities.

Those young ones tend to negate any mental advantage they may have with over confidence and arrogance. Then they get swallowed up by the world and become just another cog in the gears, never to be anything special, make a difference or even get close to achieving their full potential.

Not like us sly old dogs, we manage to integrate just enough to fit in, but maintain our individuality and hence our genius.

In other words, and I have said it before,

WE FUCKING RULE. :moon:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:56 am **Post subject:**

KNEEL BEFORE TAK!!!

and don't cath it in the zipper. :mrgreen:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:32 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

KNEEL BEFORE TAK!!!

and don't cath it in the zipper. :mrgreen:

Hell yeah the world should worship us.

Oh and please mind the zipper, that really does fucking hurt. Luckily not something that has happened in a long time.

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:53 pm **Post subject:**

I think our little friend with the weird spelling is gone forever. A shame, I'd really like to see more of his BS and laugh about it.

Mataesfola · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:19 pm **Post subject:**

He was a funny funny bloke. May he rest in pieces! :beerchug:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:29 pm **Post subject:**

Damn, he was a most amusing interlude in my trip through this dimension.

I hope he comes back soon, I wanna show him my Stargate, I just added a complete command centre inside a full sized Cheyenne mountain complex.

I made it with bog rolls, cereal boxes and blue tack.

wargand · **Posted:** Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:47 pm **Post subject:**

And what is so special about that? Every second Stargate fanboy does something like that.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:04 am **Post subject:**

Yes, but mine actually works. I got the swooshy shit and everything.

Why, only this morning I inadvertently decapitated my neighbour when he stood too close to the forming event horizon.

All is good though, he was a Jehovah Witness so it didn't really count.

The only real drawback is I had to knock some of the interior walls down to fit the bloody thing in, stupid wife seems to think the bedroom is important. I tried telling her I need to save the known universe on a weekly basis, but she is insistent that sex is more important.

I may have to divorce this one too.

wargand · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:08 am **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

All is good though, he was a Jehovah Witness so it didn't really count.

Are you bloody crazy? Killing a Jehovah Witness does not count? Of course it does count.......

in favour to you.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:37 pm **Post subject:**

Am I crazy? Just a little bit, it helps me out.

I tend to be pretty easy going about religion, but Jehovah Witnesses irritate the hell out of me because they never shut up preaching to me. I might aswell have 666 on my forehead they way they treat me.

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:43 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

I might aswell have 666 on my forehead they way they treat me.

You sure you don't?

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:58 pm **Post subject:**

I fucking hope not.

Although, after I was christened my parents said my forehead blistered quite badly. Obviously some allergic reaction to Holy water.

What could that mean?

Jack · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:07 pm **Post subject:**

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:18 am **Post subject:**

I made a stargate, too.
I made it out of ergot mold rye and a bottle of nyquil.
blastin' thru space without even leaving the room.
(do not try this at home)

and in regards to jehovahs witness'ess, the trick is to be enthusiastic. and I mean REALLY enthusiastic. read thier watchtower before hand, look up thier various beleifs on the web, so you are prepared to debate them in-depth and actually know more about thier beliefs then them. 12 tribes -check- 144,000 people only in heaven -check- lesser rewards for the non-144,000 -check- like purgatory!
Insist they un-do any previous religious practices that you may have aquired from other denominations
'I want to be un-babtised, un-circumsiced, etc'
be insistant.
then make them pray with you- begging god to take all the homosexuall thoughts away/annihalate the infidels (like the Shriners/Amish and Presbetarians) in a rain of fire.
by the time the 'stargate' you slipped them kicks in, they'll believe anything.

Xoal · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:00 am **Post subject:**

absinthminded wrote:

ok, sorry, my RAM is near 5gigs
and my processor is near 3ghz with a aftermarket 1.5ghz

That doesn't matter if your internet is shitty. Go back to school.

George Tatum · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:21 pm **Post subject:**

Apologies in advance to Dxa and monkeysmasher, but does anyone remember the Mary Whitehouse Experience (90's UK comedy) sketch where they said that the Americans who come to the Tower of London and say things like "gee, can you tell me what time they change the ravens" are the most cosmopolitan people the country has to offer? :lol:

I think it may have been on the radio show that pre-dated the TV show.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:39 pm **Post subject:**

So what time do they change the ravens? :googley:

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