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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:07 pm  Post subject:
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whatever he wants to get on with

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like sex with goats?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:44 pm  Post subject:
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@bag_woman, cheers sweety pie, I knew someone around here would appreciate my genius.

@vtwin, are you wearing that cheerleader outfit I sent you? I want some back flips in there too mate.

@Slayer, "it" varies from day to day. Tonight it is getting wasted on red wine, or atleast attempting too. Tomorrow will be much more fun, got some more weed on the way, I know the grower and it is some good shit. I will either post nothing tomorrow or go on a huge rant about absolutely nothing.

It may be interesting. :beerchug:

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vtwin, the court order prevents me making sweet love to anything that is not human. No matter, I have found a local woman that looks like a goat, but smells a bit worse.

My brain is frazzled, done a 12 hour day today, nothing spectacular in that you say, well it is when you are shifting fucking log wood all day. We shifted 14 tonnes of wood today, fucking knackering and my back is proper fucked. Not sure how much of it I moved, but I know I need to sleep now. Might even manage 5 hours tonight I am so tired.

I need a massage? Any offers?*



*preferable female.

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i'll massage you, if you return the favour taks....got some red wine too to relax with :)

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oh, plenty of weed too :mrgreen:

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Sweet stuff. Gonna be relaxed and monged out. Let the good times roll petal.

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oh yes, bring it on :)

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excellent!

i'll send you the cheerleader costume bag!! :D :beerchug: :beerchug:

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lol, ok

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LMAO you can't beat a big burly man in a cheerleader outfit.

Erm, that is probably too much info LOL

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Wtf Tak...in touch with his feminine side...emotions, body hygiene, massages, crossdressing.
So that's what you've been up to when dimension hopping.
Oh well like mentioned before...whatever gets you off mate. ("I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...")

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You see? I'm not the only who notices. Maybe you should look for some gender changing stuff, TaK.

In the meantme the real men will have plenty of fun here. :drunk:

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I am a real man, at the moment ;-)

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hail manly men! :beerchug:

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Yes indeed vermin. Lets all do some manly flower arranging. :beerchug:

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Yo Tak man, you ever been massaged by a dude and then he slapped your dick off?

HAHAHA, Moving wood....HAHAHA

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Never actually been massaged, in any form, by a man. Got this small issue about my personal space you see.

Never had my dick slapped off either, not my by a fella anyway LOL

Are you offering Jack? I am feeling quite tense here, my shoulders could do with a rub.

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Glad to know you will put aside your space issues to let me rub you, but I will decline, reason being...This is the internet.

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Jack wrote:
Glad to know you will put aside your space issues to let me rub you, but I will decline, reason being...This is the internet.


Shame.

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