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Jack
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:04 am Post subject: Hello |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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I'm New!
How's you all? I am king of Horror/DVD's I love the Asian movies, wowza.
Allow me to tell you a story, one time when I was a small boy I was at a comic convention I aprouched a Chinese man selling DVD's I only had £12 left in my pocket, and most of his films were £15. I had already seen the good ones though.
Then one caught my eye, it was only £11 so I thought great! I asked if it was good, he replied with "you need strong stomach" and rubbed my tummy. It felt cut and nice.
That movie was Untold Story, I watched it and licked it, hahhaha, I even took it to some buddies house for a sleep over but they did not like it, bummer.... Hahah I must watch it again some time.
I'm cool!
_________________ Love, Jack
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Jack
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:05 am Post subject: |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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True story lads, not a word of a lie, just like Lincoln
_________________ Love, Jack
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nightofthelivingfred
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: |
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Buried In The Backyard Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:18 am Posts: 20 Location: Sebring, Central Florida
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He rubbed your tummy, and it was cut and nice? And then you licked it? Sounds like you and the Chinese man did the dirty dirty..
_________________ "And herrrrrrrrreee's Freddy!"
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Jack
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:33 am Post subject: |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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Chinese people are nice.
_________________ Love, Jack
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d0c
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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weeeeeeeelcome myyy frieeeeend....*spoken in evil shivering high pitched helium voice*
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STR - Dead but not forgotten!
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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WTF????? I have never licked a film before? Is that some weird arse fetish mate?
You post some funny shit my friend.
_________________ FIRST SEAL BRINGS PESTILENCE. Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P. 'Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?'
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nightofthelivingfred
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Buried In The Backyard Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:18 am Posts: 20 Location: Sebring, Central Florida
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Licking film is the new craze!
_________________ "And herrrrrrrrreee's Freddy!"
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Jack
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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I also ment to say it was cute and nice, but cut sounds more hardcore!!!
_________________ Love, Jack
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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We like hardcore, but the DVD's taste weird after I get them from you.
Kind of salty.
_________________ FIRST SEAL BRINGS PESTILENCE. Small Time Rippers - 2003-2008 - R.I.P. 'Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?'
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