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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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Code: | #!/bin/sh # # Homophobia prevention shell script # cat /dev/null > /home/www/forum.dead-donkey.com/gayjokes.log |
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Slayer
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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Haha, good nerd humour, I like that.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:50 am Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Mataesfola wrote: | Wait, was that gay? |
That was completely cool my friend. Not that I am gay or anything, but you guys have really soft skin.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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Yay, Orgazmo rules!
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bag woman
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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too gay mats....lol.
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:18 am Post subject: Re: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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bag woman
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:36 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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it's got to be taks, he's always trying to hug and kiss him
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Slayer
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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Yeah, but that might be to confuse us and that it is actually someone else.
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bag woman
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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so c'mon then jack, spill....tell us who it is
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Jack
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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bag woman wrote: | it's got to be taks, he's always trying to hug and kiss him |
trying
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Slayer
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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I have very good memories about a certain (very good-looking) Jill...
But OK, that wasn't the topic. So Jack, answer the master of death!
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bag woman
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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i reckon he's just winding us up
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Slayer
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:45 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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Noooo, seriously??!? Now you ruined the surprise!
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Jack
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Blood Sucking Freak Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:58 pm Posts: 159 Location: Birmingham, England
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The cact could be out the bag, maybe....
I feel slutty, first I liked memeber X now maybe it's member Y
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:11 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Elvis? Chris Benoit? Yoda? Jason? Jimi? Sandra Bullock? That hellraiser bitch with the scalp split and held by wire? Laura Gemsar? Johnny Rotten? One of the Belushi's or the Quaid's? Buckethead? George Carlin? Jesus? MArky MArk? Asia Argento? Jenny McCarthy? (ok I LOVE HER!!!!! fuhQ) Billy D Williams? Ringo? The Monkees? HArland Williams? Willem Dafoe? Will and Grace? MAryJane? ME TOO! Santa? Satan? Takashi Miike? Joe Don Baker? Kim Catrell (20 Year Ago)? Scott Baio? Someone that I killed and buried in a shallow grave under a dumpster behind Dick's Last Resort on highway 95? Shaq when he plays a genie? Chuck Norris? I'll never know How can I kill them if I don't know who they are?
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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I am actually saddened that it is not me. I am not gay or anything, just like having willing minions. It seems less satisfying when they have to be forced so much.
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Carnal
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:47 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:05 am Posts: 85 Location: New York City
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i stole some meat from my cousin while in my cups and i ate it all with relish and no i dont mean the stuff you put on your hotdog or frankfurter like the germans like to say
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Carnal
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:51 am Post subject: Re: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:05 am Posts: 85 Location: New York City
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Quote: | That was completely cool my friend. Not that I am gay or anything, but you guys have really soft skin. |
hahhahahh...........................dude.................................
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bag woman
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:11 am Post subject: Re: Confession! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 am Posts: 882 Location: your nightmares
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awww taks, don't be upset
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