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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:17 pm  Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:52 pm  Post subject:
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Haha, good nerd humour, I like that. :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:50 am  Post subject:
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Mataesfola wrote:
Wait, was that gay? :o


That was completely cool my friend. Not that I am gay or anything, but you guys have really soft skin.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:10 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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Yay, Orgazmo rules!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:40 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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too gay mats....lol.

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George Tatum wrote:
Well if you're not gay then it's Bag Woman or Bonnie, unless it's someone we've eaten :mrgreen:


What about jesseflo or whatever that guys name was. :wacky:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:36 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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it's got to be taks, he's always trying to hug and kiss him :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:19 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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Yeah, but that might be to confuse us and that it is actually someone else. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:38 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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so c'mon then jack, spill....tell us who it is

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:50 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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bag woman wrote:
it's got to be taks, he's always trying to hug and kiss him :wink:


trying 8)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:23 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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Is it Jill?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:08 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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I have very good memories about a certain (very good-looking) Jill...

But OK, that wasn't the topic. So Jack, answer the master of death!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:32 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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i reckon he's just winding us up :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:45 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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Noooo, seriously??!? Now you ruined the surprise!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:09 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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The cact could be out the bag, maybe....

I feel slutty, first I liked memeber X now maybe it's member Y

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:11 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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Elvis?
Chris Benoit?
Yoda?
Jason?
Jimi?
Sandra Bullock?
That hellraiser bitch with the scalp split and held by wire?
Laura Gemsar?
Johnny Rotten?
One of the Belushi's or the Quaid's?
Buckethead?
George Carlin?
Jesus?
MArky MArk?
Asia Argento?
Jenny McCarthy? (ok I LOVE HER!!!!! fuhQ)
Billy D Williams?
Ringo?
The Monkees?
HArland Williams?
Willem Dafoe?
Will and Grace?
MAryJane? ME TOO!
Santa?
Satan?
Takashi Miike?
Joe Don Baker?
Kim Catrell (20 Year Ago)?
Scott Baio?
Someone that I killed and buried in a shallow grave under a dumpster behind Dick's Last Resort on highway 95?
Shaq when he plays a genie?
Chuck Norris?






I'll never know :(



How can I kill them if I don't know who they are? :roll:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:28 pm  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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I am actually saddened that it is not me.

I am not gay or anything, just like having willing minions. It seems less satisfying when they have to be forced so much. :suicide:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:47 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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i stole some meat from my cousin while in my cups and i ate it all with relish and no i dont mean the stuff you put on your hotdog or frankfurter like the germans like to say

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That was completely cool my friend. Not that I am gay or anything, but you guys have really soft skin.



hahhahahh...........................dude.................................

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:11 am  Post subject: Re: Confession!
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awww taks, don't be upset :(

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