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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:21 am  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:55 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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perkin2000 wrote:
Eeep!

See what I can do.



Chop chop fucker. We ain't getting any younger here.

I myself only have around 3 or 4 thousand years left.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:11 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Well, that's a big difference. I'd rather live 3 years longer than another 4000 LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:19 am  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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I am actually immortal, but I don't like to boast.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:07 am  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Oh, poor you!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:30 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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I know, it is a huge responsibility but I will have to live with this burden.

Just one of the many downsides to being a living God.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:48 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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not to mention a living legend taks

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:49 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Hey babes. I get by despite the burdens of life.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:10 am  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:00 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Oh yes indeed honey. Head down an soldier on or give up. A pretty simple choice.

Finger update, it is fucking huge. Swollen, purple and horrible white spots all over the place where the puss is working it's way up. Has already popped twice.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:21 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Hehe. Try to hit someone else's tongue when it pops :twisted:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:45 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:54 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Sounds like you could be a special effect for the latest Troma movie there Takyon :P

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:56 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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The pain was unbearable, but when it popped the shit was flowing out, literally. It took hours to drain, so much goo, but now it feels a hundred times better.

Thank fuck.

I could not aim at anyone as it popped on it's own, but it did almost drip in the wifes coffee cup LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:05 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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I could not aim at anyone as it popped on it's own


Too bad.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:53 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:47 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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LMFAO you hould have smelt it. Christ it was rancid. Now the swelling has gone down I can see why it hurt so much, the flesh is fucking ruined.

The doc said it had actually started eating away at the flesh, hence the stench, and that I was lucky as if he had seen it more recently he would have sent me off to the hospital ASAP. Probably no permanent scarring, but he doubts the finger tip will return to how it was, most likely have a small 'dent' in the side where the flesh will most likely never regrow.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:08 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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You can use this special feature in bed, you know.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:43 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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LOL I doubt any female, of any species, would allow this putrid finger anywhere near them.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:26 pm  Post subject: Re: My 500th post!
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Massive photo opportunity (pre and post-pop) missed there TaK. :lol:


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