i had a friend once.

Yeah, and what did your learn from losing him? Don't eat and/or experiment on your friends!

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Here is about the first 4 chapters of 'BLEAK - Day of the Maggott'.

Thanks i'll have a look

Wow...you have been a busy monkey haven't you? I'll grab this one for sure...I want to see my name in lights

i'm back. and this time it's personal.


eh, so there i was, minding my own business, and this bartenderlady starts talking to me. after I while, i admit that i've always kind of had a thing for bartenders.
(my lawyer says i'm not supposed to show it to anyone without thier consent, but sure enough i whip it out and show it to her; and guess who get's arrested for it?)

...err..no, ME.

i finally got my comicbook printed out

Good for you monkeysmasher Also good to hear you're still working on the comics

ddddyyyy, i have no idea who you are; but if you think it's good to see me again, thank you

as to the brokenheartedness i have(sort of), i met this girl(by girl i mean like 37 years old), she spends the night, we end up having sex, but she wouldn't kiss me the whole time. I'm like 'what the hell!?? (but i'm also like YIPPEEE!!! I'M GETTING LAID!!!!</i>...and she was pretty too) i thought we was gonna shack up, she got all her clothes and stuff here, i met her kids, they like me. then we go out drinking and getting baked last night, and she just wanders off. eh? havent seen her since or got a call from her. i figure we arent seeing each other/she broke it off with me without telling me, so i put all her stuff in a trashbag and set it on my porch so i dont got to see her cause i dont know what the hell is up with what passed for our relationship....hehehehehhehehe, by relationship i mean last night our bright idea was to get drunk and baked then set trash dumpsters on fire. now she's gone and her stuff is sitting on my porch in a trashbags.
what would jesus do?
or any of you?
did i unknowingly do something wrong?

she broke your heart, you broke her neck...no worries...you did everything right monkeymate...just get yourself a new one

ah, i never broke any woman's neck, or other various bones.maybe if they owed me money or something, not just cause they hurt my feelings.
hell, i'm a man, i don;t think I even have feelings.
i hooked up with her again tonight, that means i had sex twice this decade, it's practically a sex spree.......by my low standards of what a 'spree' means.
real nice, nice girl, though. maybe not so much nice as hot, and kind of the opposite of nice, as i'm pretty sure she's just fucking me a bunch before she goes back to prison.
she's all 'cum for me baby! oOH YEAAAH!!!'
and i'm just 'jeewiz thug lady, dontcha just want to cuddle or something?'
'shut up fool, and take off all your clothes.'

but she's cool. and the important thing is i been gettin' some, though the lack of any sort of intimacy is surprisingly unfullfilling. I feel dirty and used, and i should be cool with that.
truley a lovely young woman who kind of scares the crap out of me.

i'm really surprised to hear me say this, but i can do better.

you're such a romantic monkey...btw she does have a vagina...right? (or just a huge clit)
good for you man...them butch ones need lovin' too...errr...I mean raw primitive casual sex

you know, having a woman snort lines if cocaine off your penis may seem like a good idea at the time, but you end up with a numb dick.
....and that;s the kind of advice you wont find in the bible.

i wont even get mention the part involving cutting it with a razorblade


......and she gets all mad at me just cause i stole all the money out of her pants wile she slept. luckily she's in prison now, so it was the perfect crime.
except for the herpes.
(it burns when i pee)

http://dayofthemaggot.tripod.com/


still trying to figure out how to get the images to display properly.

Great Job