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tenorbass
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:12 pm Posts: 300 Location: The Land Of Frank Zappa
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Hey dudes im super stoned. Listening to frank zappa. Trying to enjoy my day off. Today im going to add 600 gigs of horror to my WD external!!!
Im back duders, now lets share stories and ill get downloading again!
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ViSCeRaL
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:01 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:13 am Posts: 2029 Location: The Slab
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Why do stoners always feel the need to tell everybody about their 'adventures'?
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vermin
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:23 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am Posts: 921 Location: Coroner's Office
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dude...I once smoked a big fat joint and then...uhhh...then...errr...no...wait...dude...what?
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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I smoked a chicken once... not quite a nice as nandos though
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Chadman
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:04 am Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:45 am Posts: 965
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Dude, stoners do next to nothing while stoned. Booze, now that's where the retarded adventures begin.
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Mataesfola
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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I´m too stoned to write anything here... sorry guys!
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tenorbass
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:12 pm Posts: 300 Location: The Land Of Frank Zappa
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Chadman wrote: | Dude, stoners do next to nothing while stoned. Booze, now that's where the retarded adventures begin. |
To bad the drunk people cant stop drinking/being annoying or fighting. And the stoned people eat food... And no one has ever died from weed ever...
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PC_Arcade
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Mod of the Living Dead Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:16 pm Posts: 6898 Location: Desolation
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Weed is my alcohol.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Afraid I, like many other stoners, tend not to actually do alot, but we do have some awesome chats. None of which I can be arsed to type here.
I do tend to avoid technical work though, one time I deleted my entire movie collection. Another time I decided to format a mates HDD without creating back ups of data before hand. The best of it was he only needed updated sound drivers. He was not a very happy bunny.
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Chadman
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Jan 05, 2004 5:45 am Posts: 965
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I deleted a saved game of Star Wars Episode 3 for the Xbox. Game was shit, anyways, so who cares.
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Oberon's Female
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:54 am Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:23 pm Posts: 79
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I myself, like to clean and do boring tasks while stoned, sort coupons, re-organize my dvds and do art--I am most creative when stoned--ask Oberon--the minute I get a bag---look out--art supplies everywhere......I only get sleepy and lazy while smoking late at night. I do however get some powerful munchies.......(best said in Haggis' voice from Pumpkinhead....)
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:38 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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The munchies are unreal, the stuff I eat is fairly amusing if you could see me. I am fairly compact, and slim with it. You would not believe that amount of stuff could fit in.
I do not get creative, but I certainly do see the world in a different light, everything seems to fit in place. I appreciate why the good and bad has to happen. Hard to explain really.
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Oberon's Female
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:23 pm Posts: 79
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I know what you mean Taks, I put on 5 pounds every time I am holding and then lose it all when the bag is gone...lol. It definitely gives me a better attitude all the way around--it is usually the only time I am particularly lively or social and not angry at something....Oberon's home is definitely more friendly when I am packing!
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Oberon's Female wrote: | I know what you mean Taks, I put on 5 pounds every time I am holding and then lose it all when the bag is gone...lol. It definitely gives me a better attitude all the way around--it is usually the only time I am particularly lively or social and not angry at something....Oberon's home is definitely more friendly when I am packing! |
Holy shit, first bag woman and now you. Why the fuck do I have so much in common with females? Must be why the bitches adore me.
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Oberon's Female
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:23 pm Posts: 79
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TaKYoN wrote: | Oberon's Female wrote: | I know what you mean Taks, I put on 5 pounds every time I am holding and then lose it all when the bag is gone...lol. It definitely gives me a better attitude all the way around--it is usually the only time I am particularly lively or social and not angry at something....Oberon's home is definitely more friendly when I am packing! |
Holy shit, first bag woman and now you. Why the fuck do I have so much in common with females? Must be why the bitches adore me. |
lol.....Well Taks, I do hear you are the lady's man on the board (though I know you belong to bag woman....) I think bag woman and I are probably special bitches....but it could also be your irresistible charm --You are like the Cary Grant of grue.....
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Slayer
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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Oberon's Female wrote: | I think bag woman and I are probably special bitches.... |
You wouldn't be here if you weren't.
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Indeed, they are certainly honoured.
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Oberon's Female
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:23 pm Posts: 79
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Awwww....you guys....
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vermin
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:25 am Post subject: Re: Pot/ Stoned stories! Post Em ERE'! |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:37 am Posts: 921 Location: Coroner's Office
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Oberon's Female wrote: | TaKYoN wrote: | Oberon's Female wrote: | Holy shit, first bag woman and now you. Why the fuck do I have so much in common with females? Must be why the bitches adore me. |
lol.....Well Taks, I do hear you are the lady's man on the board (though I know you belong to bag woman....) I think bag woman and I are probably special bitches....but it could also be your irresistible charm --You are like the Cary Grant of grue..... |
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the Cary Grant of grue...didn't he like to swing both ways...I mean like a goddamn fudgepacker? Explains a lot why them bitches adore you TaK...here have a steelplated buttplug...and a nice fat whitewidow joint
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