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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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eh,
willing to smash a bunny? Eh,
As I am the inventor of the 'cat-a-pult'*,the 'automatic dog-launcher**'(tm), and the 'Lobsteropenator'***(tm). Pets, strays,the elderly, and wild animals instinctively flee from me, houseplants run(albiet slowly, they have no legs) and tremble at the sound of my footsteps. Some south american tribes still tell legends of my 'Beavergun'.(it shoots beavers at people).
Willing? Nay, not willing.
Eager.
*Basically a snow shovel and a concrete block.
**Pneumatic air compressed, like a 'potato gun', except with a dog.
***eh, this one just sounds sinister. Lobster's have claws.
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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eh, the rabbits getting ansy. I drew a picture of these procedings, if you want to see em, hop onto mirc. I spent at least a jillion hours drawing them.
the wierd thing is, i drew this weeks ago. Guess it pays to plan ahead, specially with smashing things.
and while the rabbits waiting,
i got a job today.
i'm a garden gnome. sure its a little slow now, but come summer i'll be up to my ass in gophers.
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somebodeez
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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Hey there
Been busy getting this ol' pc ready - going to do some major upgrading soon
You know how it is when you have to back up a kajillion files - home movies , all those recipes and beauty hints & tips we collect ect
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bobble991
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Wed Jan 01, 2003 4:03 pm Posts: 63 Location: HHAH Chatroom on IRC
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i like recipes, we must swap
Bobble
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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eh, somebodeez,
i dont know how much longer the bunny can swim. He survived the 'dishwasher test', but i think the Mr. Bubble is getting to him.
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somebodeez
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:10 am Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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monkeysmasher wrote: | eh, somebodeez, i dont know how much longer the bunny can swim. He survived the 'dishwasher test', but i think the Mr. Bubble is getting to him. |
Oh you are sooooooo bad!
I was there ,where were you?
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somebodeez
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 2:35 am Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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bobble991 wrote: | i like recipes, we must swap Bobble |
Sure!
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bobble991
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Wed Jan 01, 2003 4:03 pm Posts: 63 Location: HHAH Chatroom on IRC
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U got a recipe for cornbread?
Bobble
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somebodeez
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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bobble991 wrote: | U got a recipe for cornbread? Bobble |
Sure (VBG)
Box of jiffy mix, an egg and milk
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bobble991
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Wed Jan 01, 2003 4:03 pm Posts: 63 Location: HHAH Chatroom on IRC
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This is where the culture gap comes in. What in gods name is Jiffy mix?
Bobble
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somebodeez
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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bobble991 wrote: | This is where the culture gap comes in. What in gods name is Jiffy mix?
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Whaddya mean, what is Jiffy Mix?!
Well, it's rather like Bisquick (good for making pancakes, dumplings ect) except Jiffy Mix also makes mixes for pie crust (just add water) and corn bread.
<IMG SRC="http://www.jiffymix.com/images/jiffymain.jpg">
http://www.jiffymix.com/
If you live in the US, you can fill out their form for a free recipe book:
http://www.jiffymix.com/request.html
(and no, I don't get any kick backs from this place either, VBG)
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2003 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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bobble991 wrote: | This is where the culture gap comes in. What in gods name is Jiffy mix?
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Jiffy Mix doesn't exist here. Just like Jello and Twinkies It's like people calling vacuum cleaners, Hoovers, when they aren't. For some strange reason most products stateside are called by Brand rather than their actual name, and most of the time they don't make it over here.
Just look for corn mix, Jelly and... nope...i have no idea what the hell a twinkie is, expect they are on Ghostbusters to describe the PK reading in New York
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somebodeez
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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spudthedestroyer wrote: | Jiffy Mix doesn't exist here. Just like Jello and Twinkies |
Good Heavens above :!: No jello and Twinkies either?! (GASP!)
I see I'm going to have to send you people a care package - you don't know what you're missing. Now one simply *must* have whipped cream with jello - you DO have THAT, don't you?
(It wouldn't travel well through the mail, BG)
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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oh we have the products, we just call them the product name and not the brand name Jello doesn't exist, but Jelly does (how could we deprive people of that).
Only thing we don't get is twinkies, but that's out of preference
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somebodeez
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 1:55 pm Posts: 112
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spudthedestroyer wrote: | oh we have the products, we just call them the product name and not the brand name Jello doesn't exist, but Jelly does (how could we deprive people of that). Only thing we don't get is twinkies, but that's out of preference |
Here, Jello and jelly aren't the same thing.
We put jelly on toast (is like jam except jam has chunks of real fruit in it )
Jello is a dessert
<IMG SRC="http://web.kraftfoods.com/jello/images/gelatin_f2.jpg">
http://web.kraftfoods.com/jello/main.as ... ntent_main
<SMALL>(Sheesh do I have to Google everything around here? )</SMALL>
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John_Doe
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:03 am Posts: 5034 Location: Norway - Where the polar bears roam the streets
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damn, that looked tasty! I'm getting hungry here...
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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somebodeez wrote: | spudthedestroyer wrote: | oh we have the products, we just call them the product name and not the brand name Jello doesn't exist, but Jelly does (how could we deprive people of that). Only thing we don't get is twinkies, but that's out of preference |
Here, Jello and jelly aren't the same thing. |
Jam isn't jelly, they are nothing a like. For some reason that's beyond me, it's changed name in america (despite the fact it was called jam before america was founded [brownie point for anyone who can find out why it's name was changed]).
Jello = Jelly, which is a desert made from putting jelly cubes into water and then freezing it in a fridge (amongst other things). I assume why it's called jello is because the name has jam has changed, and the market is dominated by one company
It's a good job that other things haven't changed meaning. The only other thing that springs to mind is the word "fanny".
BTW, you do call the pictue you posted a triffle right? Jelly, fruit and cream?
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:27 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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ah,
all my cross-culture misinformation is being stopped by Somebodeez!!!!!!!!!!
i had told them that corndogs were badger like carnivorous creatures that roamed in packs, and made nests in cornfields.
My description of a slinky was trauma inducing, to say the least,
and the american custom of 'jello' involved kicking a stranger in the groin and then untieing thier shoelaces.
we have to stop foriegners before they start!
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monkeysmasher
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:44 am Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
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...or do you want to go to mcdonalds one morning and order a McHaggis?
instead of ordering fries, they will call them mcChips. And no, no... it doesnt stop there, pretty soon its all windmills and wooden shoes, calling gas 'petrol',men in kilts, and universal healthcare,everywhere!
I wont even get into the whole french 'mime' thing, and them crazy germans with thier sausages and lederhosen. Suffice to say, i have entirely too much spare time.
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19754 Location: En España
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McDonald was Irish, that's nothing to be proud of
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