and an ooger-booger to you too!
Its not listed, but here's a hint for
every app (ie. its a windows interface feature). If you want to reach a menu at the top, you use the ALT key, and then the first letter of the menu (unless there's an underlined letter, then its that letter).
So just hit ALT+B
Just like if you were in word, to get any functionality you repeatedly hit ALT+F4 and then load up notepad.