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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: Uwe Boll ejected from big-budget ring |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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Quote: | Uwe Boll, the German director the critics love to hate, will return to low-budget filmmaking now that his latest and biggest production, the $70 million fantasy epic "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," bombed at the boxoffice.
Reached at his home in Mainz, Boll said the results from "King" mean he will be unable to continue with big-budget productions. Instead, the German director has lined up a decidedly pulpy title for his next adaptation -- the video game shoot 'em up "Zombie Massacre".
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Read more HERE.
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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LOL
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:38 am Posts: 797 Location: Granny's toothless pleasure unit.
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My soul weeps for him.
Sorry, did I write 'weeps'?
I meant 'Laughs hysterically at the misfortune of the deluded vagina.'
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The Ancient One Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:31 am Posts: 3603
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ROFL Grind!
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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People just refuse to recognise his genious... Never understood why.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:05 pm Posts: 828 Location: United States
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Well, Boll had a good ride and now it is back to the low budget epics.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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There are some real good ones overthere, Grind!
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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He was ahead of his time.
HA HA HA HA HA HA I am almost pissing myself laughing at his misfortune. Talk about justice. Finally this menial and lowly peasant got what he deserved.
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Will Tear Your Soul Apart Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:16 am Posts: 550 Location: somewhere on Emerald Island
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weeell, he did some decent and half-decent movies. maybe working on a lesser budget will make him some good
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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To be honest his films were OK. They were not bad if I was absolutely stoned off my face and needed something to laugh at.
What am I saying, he is a totally untalented piece of scrotal fluff, not even worth washing off with water. The only cure is boiling him in bleach and burning what is left.
Oh and just to be safe his remains should be fired into space. Straight out to the oort cloud and beyond.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:41 pm Post subject: That bad? |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:51 pm Posts: 57 Location: Netherlands
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TaKYoN wrote: | He is a totally untalented piece of scrotal fluff, not even worth washing off with water. The only cure is boiling him in bleach and burning what is left.
Oh and just to be safe his remains should be fired into space. Straight out to the oort cloud and beyond. |
Wow! If he's that bad I need to take a look-see…
Alone in the Dark is the closest I got to seeing one of his movies, but it was €5.25 to rent for the night and no Christian Slater film is worth that.
Bloodrayne looks awful enough to be great though. Michael Madsen and Meat Loaf in the same film? Come on now. Classic, surely?
*choke*
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Avanze
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: Re: That bad? |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:05 pm Posts: 828 Location: United States
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smcmullin2001 wrote: | ...but it was €5.25 to rent for the night and no Christian Slater film is worth that. |
What about True Romance and Heathers? Well worth it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:51 pm Posts: 57 Location: Netherlands
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I'll give you True Romance, but I think the Tarantino factor has more to do with it than Slater.
However, both those films were a long time ago and I cannot forgive him for Churchill: The Hollywood Years. That is a stain on my brain no amount of scrubbing with industrial strength Brando will erase.
The idea of him as Moses, however… http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955411/
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:05 pm Posts: 828 Location: United States
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I take your original point though, Slater certainly has slipped down the pecking order, he takes what he can get nowadays.
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7863
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When he was young he performed well in "The Name of the Rose".
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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The only thing I remember about The Name of the Rose is that there are boobs in it. I was young, it made a big impression.
I'm going to watch Alone in the Dark now in a masochistic bid to prove myself right.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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That is a bad movie. In fairness, I don't think Slater is to blame, but he certainly needs to think about a project more before he signs on. There was nothing to recommend it at all.
Whasizface Dorff too… For shame!
Not worth €5.25 (nor the time taken to DL it, actually…).
I wonder how really awful films get made. Does no one along the way say, "Er, hey, this is a pieceashit and makes no sense. Stop!"
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True Romance isn't cool at all...
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