Look in my sig for my favourite Pinhead quote.

:edit: I actually try to use that quote every time someone insists on starting a conversation about religion with me. It can be quite tricky sometimes trying to offend people, but they are worth the effort. All that wasted time and effort trying to get me to 'see the light' and all that malarkey.

How can I resist?

I think that was why I was slightly upset when my neighbours moved away. Jehovah Witnesses are extraordinarily easy to offend, I was greatly amused by them.

Good:

Ash - Swallow this!
Victor Pascow - don't know any good quotes
Garry - I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Bad:

Gage Creed - No fair!
??? zombie - Send more paramedics
Regan - Your mother sucks cocks in hell!

Neutral:

Ethel and Col. Horace Glover

Ethel: How was your day, dear?
Horace: The usual. Crap.
Ethel: Oh. Well, I'm sorry... I made your favorite: lamb chops!
Horace: I had them for lunch.