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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm Post subject: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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Found this link on a funny website: http://www.cracked.com/article_15819_5- ... gnity.htmlIts basically a load of humorous articles about various topics, this one caught my eye because it had a picture of Van Damne with the title "5 Movie Martial Artists that Lost a Deathmatch with Dignity". Some 'epic' and some 'bad' moments for each of the five, see Stephen Seagull before people started calling him Seagull There's some others that haven't fallen so far that aren't listed, obviously Jackie Chan's new style doesn't appeal to anyone as much as his old, but he still retains his dignity.
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perkin2000
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:38 am Posts: 797 Location: Granny's toothless pleasure unit.
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Tip-toppity stuff, Sir Spudalot.
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:21 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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Quote: | Chuck Norris epitomized the Americanization of martial arts. He was not only the most skilled of the Western action stars, but also the most American. Sure, Dudikoff may have sported a flat-top and pulled a sword in front of a giant American flag, but Norris one-ups him completely--wearing what stylists refer to as 'a Fuck-You Mullet' while unsheathing his two uzis and greased-up chest. This isn't even from a movie; it's his goddamn driver's license. |
genius!
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ODiN
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:13 am Posts: 228 Location: Valhalla
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haha Chuck Norris jokes never grow old for me.
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:30 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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Slayer
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:13 pm Posts: 7856
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spudthedestroyer
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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Site Admin Joined: Sat Nov 02, 2002 1:35 am Posts: 19753 Location: En España
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GrindCallus
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:43 pm Posts: 2250 Location: C.L.R.'s Grave, Hackensack, NJ
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TaKYoN
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened... |
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The Ancient One Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm Posts: 4096 Location: Somewhere between dimensions, waiting.
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Chuck Norris is the fucking master.
Good articles on that site too, it warrants some further investigation.
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