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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm  Post subject: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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Found this link on a funny website:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15819_5- ... gnity.html

Its basically a load of humorous articles about various topics, this one caught my eye because it had a picture of Van Damne with the title "5 Movie Martial Artists that Lost a Deathmatch with Dignity". Some 'epic' and some 'bad' moments for each of the five, see Stephen Seagull before people started calling him Seagull :)

There's some others that haven't fallen so far that aren't listed, obviously Jackie Chan's new style doesn't appeal to anyone as much as his old, but he still retains his dignity.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:31 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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Tip-toppity stuff, Sir Spudalot. :D

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:21 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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Chuck Norris epitomized the Americanization of martial arts. He was not only the most skilled of the Western action stars, but also the most American. Sure, Dudikoff may have sported a flat-top and pulled a sword in front of a giant American flag, but Norris one-ups him completely--wearing what stylists refer to as 'a Fuck-You Mullet' while unsheathing his two uzis and greased-up chest. This isn't even from a movie; it's his goddamn driver's license.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:18 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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haha Chuck Norris jokes never grow old for me. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:30 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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hahaha good stuff! :beerchug:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:16 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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They have other good stuff too, like

http://www.cracked.com/article_17299_6- ... -offs.html

and

http://www.cracked.com/article_17585_5- ... doing.html

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:42 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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HAHA :beerchug:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:44 pm  Post subject: Re: Why they *were* legends, and what happened...
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Chuck Norris is the fucking master.

Good articles on that site too, it warrants some further investigation.

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