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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:55 pm Post subject: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:09 am Post subject: Re: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 2:58 am Posts: 1103
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Here are a few reasons why werewolf girls, just aren’t as sexy:
1. Saggy werewolf boobs, –there are six of them, and face it, canine boobs have never been attractive to anyone other than the most dedicated bestiality devotee.
2. Females of the canine species are more aggressive than males, –and aren’t bitchy, nagging, cranky women bad enough as it is? Do we really need to give them fangs and claws?
3. Hairy women. Do I need to say more? That might be the thing in New Zealand, but in most popular cultures, we prefer women without beards and back hair.
4. A dog with fleas is one thing. A chick with fleas, is another, entirely different, gross, weird, unhygienic thing.
5. No offense girls, but you already have one monthly curse. It’s just not right to add another bloody, violent time of the month.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:01 pm Post subject: Re: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) |
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Demon Of The Abyss Joined: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:40 am Posts: 1301 Location: Where Evil Dwells
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Jynks wrote: | 3. Hairy women. Do I need to say more? |
I like my women with a little bush. I agree with all your other points though.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:58 pm Posts: 1940 Location: Just Follow The Stench
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:36 pm Post subject: Re: I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) |
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The Ancient One Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 6:07 pm Posts: 4463 Location: The Cellar
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