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fierysky
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:35 pm Post subject: Splatter Farm (1987) |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:16 pm Posts: 997
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THIS IS NOT MY RIP. This is Stetheboro's from CM, and I figured I'd bring it to the Mule. There's already a couple of full sources, but I didn't see a release thread for it anywhere.
AVI File Details
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Name.........: Splatter Farm VHS Rip (Stetheboro)
Filesize.....: 558 MB (or 572,069 KB or 585,798,768 bytes)
Runtime......: 01:15:13 (135,248 fr)
Video Codec..: DivX 5.0
Video Bitrate: 903 kb/s
Audio Codec..: 0x0055(MP3) ID'd as MPEG-1 Layer 3
Audio Bitrate: 128 kb/s (64/ch, stereo) CBR
Frame Size...: 512x384 (1.33:1) [=4:3]
Quote: | I have been watching obscure horror movies for years and years. I have seen many of the unknown classics, like WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE, BLOODBATH IN PSYCHO TOWN, and HORROR HOUSE ON HIGHWAY FIVE. But NO movie--no matter how crazy, no matter how sick, or no matter how deranged--could've possibly prepared me for the Polonia Brothers' SPLATTER FARM.
Take it from me: you have never seen anything like this movie, and you never ever will. No other production could possibly be more nauseating, more shocking, and more badly-produced than this one. Also, no other production could possibly be cheaper, as SPLATTER FARM has absolutely NO budget (And when I say "no budget", I mean just that... Not $20000, not $1000, not even $200... But ZERO DOLLARS!).
So what exactly is this home-made, shot-on-video masterpiece about? Well, it's hard to say exactly, but I'll give it a go: teenage twins Joseph and Alan go to stay with their lonely (and really, really old) Aunt Lacy, who aside from having necrophilic tendencies with her deceased husband, lusts after her nephew Alan. During their visit, they notice their Aunt's perverted homosexual groundskeeper (Jeremy, played brilliantly by Todd Rimatti) has been exhibiting some rather strange behavior. It seems Jeremy has a bad habit of killing the townsfolk, dismembering them, and storing their body parts in his barn to use for sexual gratification later on. The boys are unable to get ahold of anybody on the outside, and now feel that their lives are in danger, so they begin to take charge of the situation. And that's when it really, REALLLLLY gets ugly.
Does it sound f'ed up? Well, lemme tell ya: I can't even BEGIN to emphasize just how f'ed up this movie is, and just how sickeningly far it goes. In fact, I was so awestruck by this little feature that I soon grew an unhealthy obsession with it. I did as much research as I could on this little obscurity and gathered up every scrap of information I could find. But, for the most part, its production, its actors, and how it somehow got made and distributed in the first place are still a nagging enigma to me. I have watched it several times with numerous people, all of whom were speechless and appalled as the story unfolded. One of my friends, Paul, has also fallen in mad love with SPLATTER FARM and has written a review on this web site as well. Because of this movie I have developed a deep appreciation for the Polonia Brothers and their many bizarre films. I would love to meet them some day, for I am sure they are the sole reason I exist.
PLEASE SEEK OUT AND WATCH THIS MOVIE. You might not like it (in fact, I'm pretty sure you won't), but you WILL be entertained by it, and it will indeed shock the living hell out of you. And, as I stated earlier, you will never see anything like it for the rest of your meaningless, pitiful existence. Trust me. |
ed2k: Splatter.Farm.VHS.Rip.(Stetheboro).avi [558.66 Mb] [ Stats]
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ThEdEaDLiVe
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:33 am Posts: 809 Location: Canada
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It's nice to see you keep Stetheboro's tag and info on this. He emailed me about this flick awhile back and i've never heard him so estatic about a flick. I still haven't grabbed it yet(was hoping it would show on the newsgroups because i wasn't joining no registered tracker to get it, would probably commit before registering to one of those ) but i'll try and get this one now that it's on here. Thanks
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satan
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:56 am Post subject: |
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a member of the recently deceased Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:07 am Posts: 2564 Location: Hell ___________________________ ------ Horror Dealer ------
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Ummm. Can someone tell me what just happened with the last 75 minutes of my life?
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fierysky
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:16 pm Posts: 997
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Don't look at me, I didn't watch this shite. I just release for your (dis)pleasure.
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Soiled Panties
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:04 am Posts: 114 Location: The land of Cane Toads.
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Sounds right up my street!
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BUD
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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Mummified In Barbed Wire Joined: Tue May 25, 2004 4:14 am Posts: 143
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I really loved this movie! 5 stars out of 5!
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satan
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:37 am Post subject: |
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a member of the recently deceased Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2003 8:07 am Posts: 2564 Location: Hell ___________________________ ------ Horror Dealer ------
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BUD wrote: | I really loved this movie! 5 stars out of 5! |
:spam: :Spud:
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New-9
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:21 am Post subject: |
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Will Tear Your Soul Apart Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:34 pm Posts: 503
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I'm on this release for a few weeks now and I have completed 62,3%.
But nothing moves anymore for me & other users since the only full source doesn't give away much.
Is there a good soul who could reshare this please?
I already opened a thread in the reshare section but without success.
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fierysky
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:16 pm Posts: 997
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Sorry, I don't have it anymore. Have you tried messaging the full source?
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New-9
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Will Tear Your Soul Apart Joined: Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:34 pm Posts: 503
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I guess i did but I forgot it.
I'll ask him again.
Thx
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fulcimadman
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Request Territory Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:11 pm Posts: 9
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this movie looks like it will be a piece of thrash....and thats why i want to watch it!!!!! God bless bad-movies!
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jazel
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:20 am Posts: 86 Location: Toronto, looking through your window.
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Thanks for this. I just entered this into snuggles horror database, just joined the site last night, and will try this as my first attempt at downloading something.
Thank you very much!!!!
_________________ I ate it. I pooped it out. I flushed it away. Now its Societies problem.
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