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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:10 pm  Post subject: Mst3k Horror starter kit (funny)
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if you have never heard of mst3k (mystery science theatre 3000) They have on mostly older b grade sci-fi films, some westerns, some crime stories, a few ed wood, etc. Some episodes(i think) are pantspissingly funny, while others are just annoying.

This one is my favorite episode, and its horror too.
MST3K-1011-20011113-Horrors of Spider Island.avi (from dap site)
MST3K - 1011 - 20011113 - Horrors of Spider Island.avi (from a mule search)
aka Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960)
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En route to a show in Singapore, a troupe of beautiful dancers are stranded on a deserted island by a plane crash. Their routine of skinny-dipping and devising new skimpy outfits is interrupted when a radioactive spider bites their manager and turns him into a wild-eyed, furry-faced monster with three fangs and a passion for strangling.
User Rating: 1.9/10 (hehehehe)

i have watched this episode dozens of times over the last few years. It still cracks me up. I do want the original non-mst3k version of it too.
(watch out for the quik sand!!)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:50 pm  Post subject:
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I used to love watching this on the sci-fi channel, some real funny shit.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:27 pm  Post subject:
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In downloading it....but i'm getting pretty bad speeds.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:12 am  Post subject:
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eh, dap has its own server.
when i take the time to log into it, its always max speed. they have a hell of a lot of rules for it, may be more of a pain in the ass to use it for only one file, you got to only have dap stuff in your que, or you get a insta boot and ban.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:23 am  Post subject:
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and then that night they run over your dog.In the morning its found shoved into your mailbox. man log in after you get banned and they start cutting off fingers, and some of them are yours.


if you pm the guy who runs it Queued....

man,your body in a woodchipper, genitals in a blender.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:57 am  Post subject:
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just watched ed2k: MST3K_-_0703_-_Deathstalker_and_the_Warriors_From_Hell.avi  [656.74 Mb] [Stats]

favorite lines:

'There's nothing left to do'

'We could always pet the camel'

'YEAH!!!!'

'No, the camel's dead'

'We could always pet the dead camel'

'YEAH!!!!'


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:26 am  Post subject:
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I was actually looking for the 'Teenage Caveman' remake movie as I was interested to see all Larry Clark movies, but instead I found ed2k: MST3K_-_0315_-_20020131_-_Teenage_Caveman.avi  [695.90 Mb] [Stats]

Well I attempted watching it but after 45 minutes of not even smiling once I couldn't take it any longer! I've never voluntary stopped watching a movie before it's end before, no matter HOW bad, but this was just too much. The movie is bad enough by itself, but when these guys just kept jappering boring and not-funny-at-all jokes it was plain agony.

It also had a different guy hosting the show up there with all the robots that had no charisma or camera charm what-so-ever!

bah. STAY AWAY!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:40 am  Post subject:
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Damn this was fun: ed2k: MST3K_-_0907_-_20021123_-_Hobgoblins.avi  [696.59 Mb] [Stats]


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:45 pm  Post subject:
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Try "Mitchell". The show's finest hour, and one of the most hysterical things I've ever seen. Also try "The Creeping Terror". I can't recommend those two highly enough.


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