Masters Of Horror (2005)

Avanze · **Posted:** Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:15 pm **Post subject:**

Here are the next episodes for those interested.

December 8th - Joe Dante's THE SCREWFLY SOLUTION

December 15th - Mick Garris' VALERIE ON THE STAIRS

January 5th - Rob Schmidt's RIGHT TO DIE

January 12th - Tom Holland's WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

January 19th - Stuart Gordon's THE BLACK CAT

January 26th - Peter Medak's THE WASHINGTONIANS

February 2nd - Norio Tsuruta's DREAM CRUISE

Parka666 · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:31 am **Post subject:**

Avanze wrote:

ed2k: Masters.Of.Horror.S02E07.The.Screwfly.Solution.PROPER.HDTV.XviD-KYR.avi [346.78 Mb] [Stats]

Click!!!

Thanks Avanze!
I will tell you what I think of this one also

And thanks for the names of the episodes coming soon

P.S. I can't wat for THE BLACK CAT
Black cats rule!

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:25 pm **Post subject:**

once again, i'm dissapointed by Joe Dante's episode

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:14 pm **Post subject:**

And again I fly in the face of popular (well Spud's) opinion, as I really enjoyed this one.

Although it would have been better as a Masters Of Sci-Fi episode

Matool · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:25 am **Post subject:**

I agree with PC-Arcade, however actually this season is so disappointing (except for Family and Pelts)...

Avanze · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:01 pm **Post subject:**

The Screwfly Solution *

The Screwfly Solution is a transparent amateur piece of crap. The story is incredibly dumb with unrealistic dialogue. All of which did not help the laughable and sadly pathetic acting. I guess this was probably down to inexperience on their part and the British woman was just terrible, even Elliott Gould is misplaced. The characters are not believable in the slightest. It is like being spoon fed mashed potato when you don't have a choice in the matter, stop please, no more, please help. Who the hell cast these people? Another thing that really annoys the hell out of me is jerky camera work. I just can't tolerate it, and this was bad, very bad. It gives the impression of a production team and director 'going through the motions' and the result is bland, uninteresting generic crap. I actually switched it off after twenty minutes because I just could not take it any more. However I did fast forward it and guess what? There is a strip joint scene, yes, there is tits and ass in this one too.

Parka666 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:35 am **Post subject:**

Damn!

I hope the tits and ass are worth the 50 mins. torture you guys talk about

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:25 am **Post subject:**

T&A is awesome.

Its not so bad IMO.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:57 am **Post subject:**

I do agree though that the female lead couldn't act for shit

Parka666 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:58 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

T&A is awesome.

Its not so bad IMO.

Yes!!! Then I'll give it a try :bliss:

PC_Arcade wrote:

I do agree though that the female lead couldn't act for shit

Maybe it's because Nice T&A aren't compatible with great acting :wink:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:24 am **Post subject:**

I still like this show, the Made-for-TV shows on a bunch of the episodes though. Its existence is better than it not existing. Better than the mostly lame Nm&Ds poopies.

fierysky · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:28 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

Its existence is better than it not existing.

Bingo. I'll watch anything by (most of) these directors. I'm thrilled to see them working again, and the series has fully restored my faith in Argento as a great director (if anybody objects to this, watch The Card Player and get back to me)

Parka666 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:52 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

I still like this show, the Made-for-TV shows on a bunch of the episodes though. Its existence is better than it not existing.

You are right GrindCallus, I really miss the old times when series like "Night Gallery" or "The Sixth Sense" kept me begging to my parents for a chance to watch them the late night they were aired :oops:

GrindCallus wrote:

Better than the mostly lame Nm&Ds poopies.

Definitely you are right, more great themes here, and to be a TV show it has lots of the Horror, gore and creepyness that I love

Matool · **Posted:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:34 am **Post subject:**

Of course its existence is better than nothing, and the curiosity to see the next episode is always high, but I expected more quality, expecially from directors like Hooper and Carpenter, while Pelts was definitely better than Jennifer on the 1st season. However ther's plenty of blood and gore for a tv show, and that's enough. :wink:

Parka666 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:35 am **Post subject:**

I finally was able to watch the latest episode: The Screwfly Solution; I was waiting for a total piece of crap, and I got a nice surprise, not horror, but a horrible posibile future for mankind; as PC_Arcade said, it was more of Sci-Fi than horror. The acting wasn't good, but it wasn't that bad, I could say that "it just was".

The few special effects in it were good SE, but unfortunately the plot was very predictible, it was a mix between SK's "The Stand" and Graham Baker's "Impulse".

Definetely Not the best but I hope this one is the worst one this season. :roll:

T&A saves the day for it :wacky:

So... to me, it gets 2 1/4 stars.

:wink:

I'm still beting on Stuart Gordon's "The Black Cat" :wink:

Acording to TV.COM we won't have a new episode until December the 29th

Maybe better things are yet to come after this little break

Chadman · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:29 am **Post subject:**

So, you expect Hooper to make good movies? Have you seen anything he's made in the last 20 years?

Phantasm · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:28 pm **Post subject:**

I agree... Poltergeist was the last good movie he made...

but I'm not big fan of it anyway...

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:02 pm **Post subject:**

Its highly likely that Speilberg directed most of Poltergeist :wacky:

Phantasm · **Posted:** Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:14 pm **Post subject:**

??? He produced original, and Hooper direct it...

I don't like either of them... they're both gays... :eatthis:

Le Frog · **Posted:** Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:21 am **Post subject:**

[Fr]ench srt on :

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Very good translations.

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