The phrase "Dear God, what have I done?" should be reserved for
the most dire of mistakes.  Betting your kid's college fund on drawing an inside straight.
Getting drunk and waking up beside of a toothless hooker with a new wedding band on. 
Being on a first date with a beautiful girl and running over a poodle (I didn't say you
had to mean it). There are now four more times when the phrase is appropriate; making,
uploading, downloading or watching "The worst Horror Movie Ever Made".

Now I'm a big believer in judging movies on the context in which they were made. That's 
why I love low budget, sleazy, gory, horror - and especially "movies so bad they are good."
This can't even fall into the last category regardless of what the director posted on
IMDB to trick someone into checking the movie out. The cast and crew obviously had at 
least some resources to put into the movie and a large group of people to work on it.
Instead of anything resembling a movie they filmed a stream of consciousness effort
made up of things they thought were funny for an instant at 2am and lighting farts
had lost it's appeal. The humane thing to do is forget them - not write them down
and build a movie around them.

Still, someone may like it.  I'm posting it to horror because, well, it's got horror
in the title. You've been warned so if you deem it inappropriate, I take no 
responsibility.