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kinkyqueen
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 5:59 pm Post subject: Vace de Noses (1974) |
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Dead But Dreaming Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:37 am Posts: 234
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Well, were to begin....
The title speaks for itself
THE PIG FUCKING MOVIE
Sorry that i do not have a poster
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Fondly referred to as "THE PIG FUCKING MOVIE" (with good reason), this Belgian-lensed art-dirge is one of the most foul and pretentious pics ever made. It's so damned bizarre that simply detailing the plot can't even come close to conveying the unique combination of utter disgust and absolute boredom you register while viewing it. One thing is certain--director/writer/photographer/editor Thierry Zeno is a certifiable maniac. This stark, ultra-crude b&w nightmare is almost devoid of dialogue and is set on a secluded rural farm. Dominique Garny stars as a middle-aged guy who's already pretty strange at the outset, attempting to put plastic Baby Doll heads onto pigeons. But that's pretty minor once you realize he also has a thing for pigs! It's at this point where Zeno begins to lose his audience. You see, it's lonely all by yourself, with nobody but you and your all-too-willing farm animals. And Miss Piggy has such firm nipples (yeah, you actually see him fondling 'em) and such a delectable "Oink". Plus, the two have so much in common. He eats, he shits. The pig eats, the pig shits. Hell, it's a match made in heaven. Thankfully, Zeno never gives us any close-up penetration--just the farmer leaping into the sty, grabbing onto the pig's love handles, and thrusting his naked body against her backside (and if you think about it, isn't that really enough?). I just hope that Zeno wasn't trying to say anything profound, because although it's dead serious and sick as hell, I couldn't stop laughing at all this bold-faced ridiculousness. For ten minutes we get this moron stumbling about his pathetic spread, doing his chores. And then suddenly, he's fucking the livestock! Eventually the sow has a litter of piggy babies, and after watching Mr. Green Genes play with his offspring for about 20 minutes, he decides to strangle the babies and bottle their remains. This causes Mama Pig to fall over dead, and the finale is particularly touching, when the bloke goes even squirrelier and starts eating his own shit. Now, if I've made this movie sound at all entertaining, then I've failed in my review, because despite its truly repellant subject matter, it's also one of the most monotonous movies ever made. Even the Fast Forward button didn't help. Though the movie occasionally approaches an ERASERHEAD-like effect, with its subversion of normal reality in favor of one's darkest fantasies, that would be giving it too much credit. Complete with shrill sound design and unrelentingly grim mood, I can only assume Zeno was trying to corner the market in sluggishly-paced art films for people who enjoy sodomizing swine. Congratulations. He succeeded.
This is not my rip i got this from CrazyMazey's
The quality is bad, but hey! This is the only way to see this piece of shit.
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Filename: The.Pig.Fucking.Movie.vhsrip.(vace de noses, wedding through).avi
Filesize: 514 MB (or 526,470 KB or 539,105,280 bytes)
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Running Time: 01:20:38 (144,995 fr)
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Frames: 1 vid frame (33 ms) Split: Yes
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Wave Type: 0x0055(MP3) ID'd as MPEG-1 Layer 3
Avg. Bitrate: 96 kb/s (48/ch, stereo) VBR
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Bit Depth: 44100 Hz
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ed2k: The.Pig.Fucking.Movie.vhsrip.(vace%20de%20noses,%20wedding%20through).avi [514.13 Mb] [ Stats]
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wargand
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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Interesting. There are really some things I don't need.
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karstmobile
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:45 pm Posts: 2321 Location: The Land Of The Virgin Queen
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wargand wrote: | Interesting. There are really some things I don't need. |
Did I hear a *click*?
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trep
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:34 pm Posts: 759
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I've searched this one FOREVER! :-o
Thanks!
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Fitz
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:43 pm Posts: 100
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trep wrote: | I've searched this one FOREVER! :-o Thanks! |
you could have said trep, I downloaded this one also from CM and it is one f*cked up movie. If more sources are needed I think I can search for it among my dvd's, but only if needed
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trep
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:34 pm Posts: 759
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Fitz wrote: | you could have said trep, I downloaded this one also from CM |
You never stops! How long since your computer had a full night of sleep?
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Fitz
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:43 pm Posts: 100
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trep wrote: | Fitz wrote: | you could have said trep, I downloaded this one also from CM |
You never stops! How long since your computer had a full night of sleep? |
lets see now... sometimes when the computer turns off when I am asleep I awake and turn it on in a zombie like state and go to bed afterwards. I pay dearly for my internet connection and I mean dearly almost 120 euros a month for 256 kb/s upstream and 1 MB downstream, so I might aswell as take all advantage I can from it
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ThEdEaDLiVe
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:33 am Posts: 809 Location: Canada
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wargand
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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karstmobile wrote: | wargand wrote: | Interesting. There are really some things I don't need. |
Did I hear a *click*? |
Nope
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wargand
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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trep wrote: | Fitz wrote: | you could have said trep, I downloaded this one also from CM |
You never stops! How long since your computer had a full night of sleep? |
Mine has currently an uptime of 96 days. I know, this is not that high, but from time to time I want to upgrade my kernel
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PC_Arcade
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Mod of the Living Dead Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:16 pm Posts: 6898 Location: Desolation
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Topic title corrected - please read the rules regarding the release forums.
This is way too weird for me though, no clicks here either.
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Fitz
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:43 pm Posts: 100
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wargand wrote: | trep wrote: | Fitz wrote: | you could have said trep, I downloaded this one also from CM |
You never stops! How long since your computer had a full night of sleep? |
Mine has currently an uptime of 96 days. I know, this is not that high, but from time to time I want to upgrade my kernel |
96 days !!!????? that is unthinkable the most time my connection was up, it was 6 days and I was extremely happy. In my country (Portugal) there isnt much competition on the internet because, there is one phone company that owns all the lines, they have all the monopoly, so they say the rules. It's said it's true...
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trep
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Master Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:34 pm Posts: 759
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Fitz wrote: | 96 days !!!????? that is unthinkable the most time my connection was up, it was 6 days and I was extremely happy. |
...but Wargand use Linux (@Wargand: me too, but I hate to sleep with the PC on, and the connection here is not that pricey as for Fitz...)(I also love Matroska files btw )
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killingjokezzz
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Lunatic Of Gods Creation Joined: Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:52 pm Posts: 1049 Location: Weaveworld
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Same here in Cyprus, just one company running the phone lines. PC is OK though - IIRC the longest this WinXP machine has ran is about 50+ days.
Thanks, but no thanks for the release though - strange sounding movie!
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wargand
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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trep wrote: | I hate to sleep with the PC on |
Different for me. I hate to sleep with the PC off
But I move house soon. Then my server might get its own room.
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hydra
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Skull Full Of Maggots Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:04 pm Posts: 56
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Please don't hate me, I work for an ISP and get 3 meg DSL for free
_________________ The same thing your friend, Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he told you there would be other interested parties?
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wargand
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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The Devil, Probably Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2003 1:04 pm Posts: 2497 Location: In the darkest spot of your soul.
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hydra wrote: | Please don't hate me, I work for an ISP and get 3 meg DSL for free |
HEY SPUD, here is your next host
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Mr.Flibble
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In Hell I Burn Joined: Sat Jun 26, 2004 12:10 pm Posts: 421 Location: The Short Rouge One
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Fitz
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:43 pm Posts: 100
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hydra wrote: | Please don't hate me, I work for an ISP and get 3 meg DSL for free |
One has what one deserves I dont work, I leech my parent's money
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Crash
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Servant Of The Dead Donkey Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:57 pm Posts: 77
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thanks for this rare thing, i'll have a click
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