D?nyayi kurtaran adam aka Turkish Starwars (1982) (SF) (LQ)

kinkyqueen

Quite surprised i could not find anything in the forum about

TURKISH STAR WARS

(DUNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM/THE MAN WHO SAVES THE WORLD)

Let me do a little bit of an introduction: i am a really big fan of b movies and i can easily say that i have seen hundreds of them, but absolutely nothing could prepare me for what i have 'experienced' watching this cinematic atrocity

IMDB

None of this knowledge could possibly prepare you for the jaw-dropping insanity of "The Turkish Star Wars." This film is not actually a scene-for-scene remake of the George Lucas landmark, although it shamelessly pirated the special effects footage from the 1977 original and tacked it into a feverish nightmare of celluloid dementia which needs to be seen if only to prove how far the minds of lunatic filmmakers can run. Prepare yourself, because the only way to appreciate "The Turkish Star Wars" is to follow the storyline through its labyrinthine lunacy.

Long ago in a Turkish-speaking galaxy far, far away, the universe is being imperiled by a quartet of evildoers: two bush-haired men wearing Mardi Gras costumes, a slutty babe dressed as Cleopatra, and a blue robot with an ambulance light on his head. (I am not making this up...I could not possibly make this up!) Their fleet of spaceships go to war against the flying saucers of a heroic group of rebels, and for several minutes the screen is filled with F/X footage from a battered print of "Star Wars." There's no Luke Skywalker here, but instead we have two middle-aged space jockeys (Cuneyt Arkin and Ayetkin Akkaya) who are leading the rebel attack. Unfortunately, there was no budget for a spaceship set here, so the heroes are photographed in very tight close-ups while footage from "Star Wars" plays on a rear projection behind them.

And that's only the beginning of the weirdest cinematic experience of all time. All time??

Yes

All time

I do not remember where i got this from and the quality is bad, but i do know it is the only copy with English subtitles! I have released it a few months ago on the mule so there should be quite a few sources.

And if that is not enough....

There seems to be something wrong with the subs... from time to time...

ed2k: TURKISH.STAR.WARS.(DUNYAYI.KURTARAN.ADAM.-.ENGLISH.SUBS).MPG [690.07 Mb] [Stats]

So c'mon people, you should all be

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:27 am **Post subject:**

this version includes english subtitles, thank you for bringing it here Kinkygueen and sorry for the confusion

BTW *Click* and thanks once more

Moved to Non-Horror though and fixed the title;)

d0c · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:38 am **Post subject:**

you can find the turkish sw at sci-fi donkey

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:47 am **Post subject:**

And now you can find it here.

trep · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:00 pm **Post subject:**

There's also the ICICLE (so-called ?) DVD-RIP around:

ed2k: ici-tmwstw.avi [700.27 Mb] [Stats]
ed2k: ici-tmwstw-subs.rar [9.4 Kb] [Stats]

It should be better quality:

Video: XviD 963kbit/s - DRF = 2.710
Audio: 108kbit/s 2CH VBR MP3
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
Resolution: 512x384
Language: Turkish
Subtitles: English (custom)

It has been on FH since a long time :roll:

[ Add all 2 links to your ed2k client ]

Myrkul · **Posted:** Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:02 pm **Post subject:**

wow this looks even worse than starcrash

thanks

Purple.Nightmare · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:43 am **Post subject:**

hehe more turkish crap

*click* thanks

johnathome · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:27 am **Post subject:**

There's a 'Geordie' Star Wars about somewhere, d/l it about 18 months ago.

Funny as fook

Polityk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:31 am **Post subject:**

This movie rocks. The training scenes are unbelievable!

By the way, it WAS posted here:
http://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic. ... 01&start=0

The other version is an avi file, good quality. There are also links to ICICLE version in that thread, which is also very good.

^Rogue^ · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:21 pm **Post subject:**

The movie absolutely rocks! I first saw it when I was a kid (didn't look that trashy back then...) and had so search for it for more than 15 years. :-)

If you haven't seen it yet, go for it. IIRC the xvid has good quality.

Geezus · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:13 pm **Post subject:**

MOVIE of the year , hands down :mrgreen:

(as in best movie I saw last year)

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:09 pm **Post subject:**

the one at delirium vault had english subs too didn't it? Plus it was an avi and better quality.

I wouldn't bother sharing another version of this movie since the Xvid was decent and had subtitles. Kink, if your sharing this from scratch, I'd unshare and concentrate bandwidth on the other shares you posted

So to anyone downloading this, I would recommend the avi. Its a proper resolution, good quality and subtitles are available, I'm pretty sure of that

I can check later though and get back if needed.

GaMeR · **Posted:** Thu Jan 06, 2005 9:38 pm **Post subject:**

It's our stuff

I'm proud, I should be doing flicks like this; not typing some messages around :mrgreen:

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