lmao taks, i may be desperate, but not that desperate

Oh dear, my apologies bag_woman. Too much smoke and alcohol last night. That really is no way to speak too a lady.

It was amusing though LOL

I think only men can fuck a fondue. I personally don't like third-degree burns on my manhood, lus how would you eat it? I prefer warm pea soup if just fucking it and bypassing eating. Anyway I guess there are humans that may enjoy it, like those who probe mufflers.


Is this one all finished? I was kinda hoping for some leftovers. Hey I didn't say I wouldn't like to dip others severed manhood in fondue.

Fingers are good too, as are toes. Yum.

Not true, but you will need to do it somewhere that can be easily cleaned. My wife tried and fucked the curtains and chandelier up real bad.

I bought a small garden shed after that.

In a field.

A long way away.










A fucking long way away.




Actually 25 minutes in an SR-71 Blackbird.


Saves the curtains though.

it was amusing taks, still smirking now....no need to apologise, it's all in good fun