Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: Steven Seagul and the Mystical dog incident
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While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.
[23:49] Ehsan: according to wikipedia [23:49] Ehsan: wikipedia never lies [23:49] Ehsan: he trains the SWAT team for New Orleans [23:50] Spud: maybe at pie eating [23:50] Spud: lol [23:50] Spud: "According to Steven Seagal...." [23:50] Spud: i bet he just rides around beating up black guys and persians [23:51] Ehsan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Mystical_dog_incident [23:51] Spud: its the new orleans police after all [23:51] Spud: roflmao [23:51] Ehsan: see proof that seagal fucking rules [23:51] Spud: i wish peta burnt down [23:52] Spud: those cocks [23:52] Spud: i'd strangle every monkey in the world if it meant it would cure cancer [23:52] Spud: fuck peta [23:52] Spud: infact, i'd stangle every monkey in the world for them to sell roast beef monster munch as singles again instead of in ghey ass multipacks [23:52] Ehsan: i wear a human skin coat made from PETA activists, its like that guy out of silence of the lambs only with more rape
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