The next story goes back a little further in time. It is supposed to have happened in Utrecht in the Netherlands. One evening, some Dutch friends end up in a Turkish restaurant, and they decide to have some doner kebab. They choose the garlic sauce to go along with it. Shortly after eating the kebab, the friends turn violently ill. They need to be hospitalized and have their stomaches pumped. After examination, the doctor asks them if they had oral sex that evening: sperm of several different men had been found in their stomaches. Shortly after this, the Turkish restaurant is closed down by the commodity inspection department after discovering that the garlic sauce contains the semen of seven different men.

Of course, the story is not true: it is a so-called urban legend or contemporary legend, internationally known under the title ?Masturbating into food?. According to Dutch narrators, the events happened not only in Utrecht, but also in Amsterdam, Arnhem, Delft, Leiden, The Hague, Rotterdam and Enschede. The garlic sauce can contain the semen of one man, but in some versions of the story no less than seventy-two men had masturbated into the sauce. In most cases, the owner of the restaurant is Turkish or Moroccan. We have other ethnic restaurant stories in the Netherlands too, for instance about the Chinese using pets like cats or dogs or taboo animals like rats in their food, but the masturbation legend is almost exclusively told about Muslims. Although it is seldom explicitly said, the subliminal message of the tale is that Muslim men masturbate into the food out of contempt for their Dutch customers.

In Utrecht, Mr. Atteya got fed up with the nasty rumours about his Turkish grill room Piramiden and contacted the local press in 1996. In the newspaper Utrechts Nieuwsblad, he explained that the rumours were false. An official from the commodity inspection department even confirmed that no semen had ever been found in the garlic sauce. However, the newspaper article only made things worse: now even more people had read and heard about the nasty rumour, and Mr. Atteya closed down his grill room anyway. It was not the first time that the debunking of an urban legend in the news media resulted in an even wider distribution of belief in the legend by the public. For some reason, a lot of people seem to prefer to believe the urban legend ? even though they should know better.

Well the only thing that comes to mind is a rumor that i heard some years ago.

There supposedly was a little turkish take away, were the dutch authoraties did a routine check-up. Just to make sure everything was clean and one can safely purchase some food.
Anyway The garlick sauce they served was taken to a laboratory and tested POSITIVE for SPERM !!! :-o

That free enough for you ????

And I kid you not, this was in the new papers over here

Nice a little food for thought eyyyy

hhhhahahahha

Just swallow

OK...Here's what I think would be a cool topic of discussion.

See, today I ordered Fast Food from Pizza Hut (I think even the International people here would recognize Pizza Hut, no?), and I used one of those coupons online, so I was supposed to get 2 large pizzas and 2 orders of breadsticks for like $25.

But they were out of larges, apparently, so they sent me 4 mediums. Which is a TON of Pizza.

Anybody else have anything like this happen to them where they got free food, or more change than they should have, or whatever?

I love when shit like this happens.

Not to burst your bubble.

But 2 Pizza Hut Medium Pizzas IS EXACTLY the same amount as 1 large.=P