Normal society can chew my spuds. I choose to be me, unfortunately most others find this offensive for some reason.

Its the simple pleasures eh mate?

Obviously followed by a knife weilding maniac to complete the scene.

Everyones a winner

If you found MY wallet, it took you over a year to find it, so I hope you're wrong there. Or you're right and missing eyes, that's a possibility too.

Yeah fuck society mate...am Network admin so have my own kingdom to survey

Am not into all this nicely nicely crap if something needs to be said then so be it.

The problem with society is it's full of people!

Well to be honest i didnt technically find it outand about!! You see i had just spent some quality time with a hooker & found it in her top drawer...she sends her regards

And i send mine as you paid for my quality time!!

Amen to that fella.

we are wolves among sheep

flameproof, that is fucking spot on matey.

vermin, amen to *that* my brother.

Soooo, you're living close to my village? I thought you posted somewhere you live in the hellhole some prefer to call the UK. Don't they have any hookers there? I'm really sorry to hear that you need to come to my country to have some quality time, man... Next time, just ask: I always have some money for poor bastards like you who are desperately seeking some fun and need to go abroad for it.

Cuba Libre, Daiquiri, Mai Tai, Pina Colada - all are based on rum as well

Fuck alcohol, that shit really does not agree with me, tends to bring out my base personality. That is not good.

Pretty much stick to weed for my tipple of choice, er smoke of choice.

Well now I too have to quit drinking. The lady and I get a little to rough and a little too harsh when we indulge so off to AA and therapy for us!

Alcohol should be illegal and marijuana should be legal. Anyone who thinks otherwise either has money invested in booze or is an alcoholic or is just a plain old freespirit with self-control and never had a problem with drinking.

Shoot me now.

Good luck GrindCallus. Most of it is down to self control, if you have that control then alcohol or weed need not be an issue.

I would like to drink more often, but the environment and people around me must be perfect or else I end up starting on some poor cunt who looked at me funny.

Weed creates no such problems for me, the only problem I have is abusing it. I try to use it strictly as a replacement for alcohol, you know just a few in the evenings, but it often becomes a full time thing. I am lucky enough that I either realise myself and sort my shit out or one of my family will tell me to lay off.

Think we all over do it at one point in our lives and like you TaK i become a complete cunt when pissed so tend to do it in moderation.

Spent most of my Teens as a footy hooligan pissed or fried.... i value my mind now...ish!!

Oh and Slayer no need to desperately seek fun mate fun is always available no matter where you are in the world...you just happen to be lucky enough to live in a great city where fun is in every shop window!

UK is a hellhole....but its only a hellhole for the weak minded...

wtf...I order a bottle of rum and this thread turns into an AA meeting?

You drink your Rum mate.

Can you imagine a HHAH AA meeting??

We'd all get pissed and start arguing over what was the greatest death scene/kill lol it would become carnage and we'd have to come back the following day to have anger management lol.

cheers man...sounds like a "four horsemen of the apocalypse" meeting lol

I'm glad everyone thinks so positively about my village! I must admit: I haven't found a shop-window that didn't contain at least one fun element.

What is there not to like about the city of Sin...alot of places could learn from it.

Lets face the reason alot of crime happens is because you're told you cant do/have it...whereas your village says "come in have fun"

You do have crime elements but not to epidemic levels.

Please tell our mayor! He's seriously planning a cleansweep of the Red District, which is imo the stupidest political move since letting Hitler take Sudetenland in 1938.