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Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:25 am **Post subject:**

Ah. "member" is not good enough for ya, right? You just want to be a "Member" instead!

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:25 pm **Post subject:**

SunDown, you already sound like a Tool, just a small step up to being a Member.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:26 pm **Post subject:**

Ooops, that was not friendly.

Hello SunDown, enjoy your stay and pay ya dues mate.

Seriously, give us money or we will find you. :matrix:

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:21 pm **Post subject:**

Hehe, Salvation Army came by your door recently? :mrgreen:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:21 pm **Post subject:**

LMAO The Salvation Army know better than to call at my door.

Slayer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:40 pm **Post subject:**

I always have a good laugh with them because when they see me they don't expect me to actually have read the bible. So when I give a quote or two that contradicts what they just told me, they give up. :beerchug:

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:21 pm **Post subject:**

I don't believe its possible for anyone to have read the bible, its sooooooooooooooo boring. It has to be the single worst piece of literature i have ever, ever read. That includes government legislation, dry and boring journals, you name it.

The bible is without a doubt the most boring, poorly written piece of crap i've ever attempted to read.

You honestly got past the very first ramrod begot pigshit and pigshit begot numnuts who was 900. Numnuts begot kane...

Slayer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:53 pm **Post subject:**

Well, then I'm an impossibility to you, which is a new experience for me. Actually I think it has some parts that are not so very boring, but I'm not gonna read it again, that's for sure.

Monique · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:54 am **Post subject:**

Hello!

Wow! Lot's of great stuff here. I wish I would have known the Donkey existed sooner.

Glad to be here.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:48 pm **Post subject:**

Monique, are you female? Seriously hope so sexy mama. :beerchug:

Jehovahs Witnesses are the best, we had a clan of them living next door until they moved, but they sold to more Jo Bo's, and these ones are seriously weird.

They constantly knock our door trying to get us interested, and they seem to take great pleasure in pointing out our flaws. The shit really hit the fan when I knocked their door and started informing them how sad they were for worshiping something that very possibly does not exist.

I also asked why they needed to do this? Obviously I just got an answer that I did not comprehend, I have never understood the need to worship God. To me it is a bit weird that people can have faith in shit like that, personally I see it as a cop out, when they fuck things up they blame God. WTF!?!?!?!?!?

The icing on the cake was when I told them, in response to being asked which religion I subscribe to, that I was a Jedi. They told me they could not converse with something that has my mentality and slammed the door in my face.

Touch wood they have not said a word to us since.

I have not read the bible exactly, but I do understand enough to make my own opinion.

Fuck it, I just hedge my bets, if God does exist then I will be fine. I am a good person and if he is so great he can forgive my lack of worship and faith, he forgives pretty much everything else.

If, however, he requires worship then he can fuck off. Talk about insecure.

vermin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:48 pm **Post subject:**

Hi Monique...welcome ma'am! :beerchug:

lol atta boy Tak! Once I've opened the door on a couple of them Jehovahs with my dick hanging out my pants...if you harass me, I'll harass you.

Slayer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:12 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

Jehovahs Witnesses are the best, we had a clan of them living next door until they moved, but they sold to more Jo Bo's, and these ones are seriously weird.

Damn, I mixed up Salvation Army with Jehovah's Witnesses. Well, I like it to confuse those people with my knowledge of their hobbies. It's always very pleasant to hear them say "I'm sorry we can't continue this conversation, because if we do, we'll lose the others" (these being two other people ringing doorbells on uninterested people). Of course they won't lose them, they're just afraid that I might make them doubt their faith, because what I tell them is straight out of the bible (+1 for reading it, spud

).

Sometimes I think they just ring doorbells so they can believe that they have done what they could "for the cause".

Quote:

if God does exist then I will be fine. I am a good person and if he is so great he can forgive my lack of worship and faith, he forgives pretty much everything else

LOL, I'm gonna use that sooner or later in a conversation, see what happens. Thanks!

@ Monique: please don't pay attention to these poor bastards, who actually think they can date from behind their computer on a horror forum. Why not send me a pm with your address, so we can reenact some of the movies posted here, like, for instance, Two Thousand Maniacs. :twisted:

bcad54 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:31 pm **Post subject:**

Just got eMule finally set up right and I am ready to start downloading! Just wanted to say hello!

Thanks for a great site!

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:45 am **Post subject:**

Sweet, yet another menial joins the ranks.

Welcome bcad54.

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:24 pm **Post subject:**

Smart nickname, bcad54, you won't get any drooling questions like "are you female?" :twisted:

Welcome on "a great site" as you call it!

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:57 pm **Post subject:**

A site is nothing without members.

Hint hint.

Spud, we need paying.

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:59 pm **Post subject:**

Throw any spare meat at Tak, and give me a humble amount of money of let's say... 50 a week?

cold · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:48 pm **Post subject:**

Hello from Australia.

Slayer · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:43 pm **Post subject:**

Hello back. I recently bought the Australian movie "Undead", which seems quite cool. Any other recommendations from your country?

Oh, and don't forget to read this thread from page 1. It's some kind of initiation rite. If you don't, we'll know where to find you!

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:27 pm **Post subject:**

There's loads of good Australian films, off the top of my head :

Bad boy Bubby, Mad Max 1 & 2, Romper Stomper, Turkey shoot, Body Melt, Picnic at hanging Rock and that weird film where they imprison kids in a disused Drive in cinema who's title I can't remember :lol:

there's more I'm sure, but that should get you started, and AFAIK they're all available here

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