i dont know, genital warts are catchable even with a condom, just look at the mess i made of karstmobiles buttocks, back,elbows, ears, and toenails.
(yes ears, its called 'aural sex'. yep, sound it out. i'll put my willy in your ear so u can hear me comming)

That is why I try and stay away from slutty animals...especially sheep who are just slutty by nature.Warts though...some people like that sort of thing..ever seen one of those dildo's with the bumps all over them?Sorry to hear about Karst,ear warts just sounds plain nasty to have.Thankfully you didn't infect my mother.

unfortuanly,
we havent been able to identify who infected your mother. she was active for at least 3 days before the warts began to show, so we are only able to narrow the search down to east and central united states, most of canada, mexico, and all south america. leading scientist are afraid it may have crossed species, and thier is no real delicate way to say this, we think she may have had relations in Innsmouth, in fact, all of the cthulu offshoots have had some involvment at one time or another over the last week with her, thier is also a good chance you, or someof your siblings may be,
well, fishmen. this may, or may not explain your gills, as there are a few interacial/duckbilled platupus in your family tree. but hell, who hasnt been tempted with one of them?

Monkey!, my little gimp kitty, I thought we were going to keep our little bedroom adventures in the bedroom. Oh well, guess our love bumps are public now. Hmm... do you remember the time we sliced them off with razorblades and shot them through straws at a naked picture of Richard Dean Anderson while contorted on our Total Gym(signed by Chuck Norris himself no less)? Man that was a hoot, but I have to say the best thing that came out of that evening was the bloody wall art we did with our freshly de-warted bodies. Always brings back good memories to see that wall... your mom hasn't painted over it has she?

ah,if it was private, then there really shouldnt have been those news reporter crews.but i am glad they were there to document it. i think the best thing from that evening was the birth of monkey jr, all 3 eyed, 1 nostrilled, web footed bundle of joy he is. from the moment he burst from my chest, from his first baby steps as the space marines chased him, to his ingestion and aural inpregnation of them mere hours later, he knew how proud i was when his eggs hatched in thier heads, and is the pride of all 6 of his fathers, the antelope, and all animals present, vertibrate and invertebrate. still, these stretch marks on my chest are rather awkward, especially during bikini season.

MJ is alive?!!!

You said he never broke chest and that your body absorbed him. I never thought your misanthropy would ever be directed toward me. Sounds like he has led a full life thus far. Pictures would be nice, and tell Aunt Sophie that the water in the bucket isn't water. She can never tell the difference any more. Only thing she can keep straight these days is right and left. Although her left is actually right, at least she stays consistent. George dropped by to give me the papers, but I haven't signed them yet. Just can't bring myself to do it under the circumstances. Barb says I'm just being silly and that it is no big deal, but she doesn't understand. I almost feel like taking out granpa's old quill pen and signing it with that. It does seem like an occasion that warrants it. The damn thing is probably dust by now its so old. Funny how the things that people sometimes tend to care about the most are worthless to others. Hell, Jimmy would have thrown that old pen away years ago on one of his spring cleaning fits if I hadn't hid it away. Grandpa would turn over in his grave if that pen had been lost. Well, tell Sister Helen that the two boxes will arrive some time next week and that should fix it.

Say hi to MJ for me,

K

Dr.Love
lol, i might be offended when sumone thinks that i am from russia.
and not ?? ?? ??????? but ?? ?? ???????
i am from weissrussland.

kinda joke thread, but i really dont understand when most mans seems to spent 30-60 min every morning to do sumthing with their hairs

@Prayer
oops, ich bitte in aller Form um Vergebung
Ich dachte nur, weil du russischsprachige Filme ziehst
30-60 mins f?r die Haare ??
Hehe, das ist der Grund warum ich baseball-caps trage

nah, das ist ganz normal denken - ich spreche russian - ich bin aus russland
ich trage keine "caps" und benutze gel nicht
das ist warum deutche frauen lieben mich nicht

Ihr habt dort in Weissrussland sowieso die viel sch?neren Frauen!
Ich habe mit einigen dort in einem Forum Mail-Kontakt, und muss sagen die sind fast alle durchgehend Bildh?bsch!
Ich glaube ich lade mir mal eine s?sse ein
Wir k?nnen sie uns ja dann teilen

die m?nnliche patern traurige
Kahlheit w?rde ich meine Augenbrauen lang wachsen, dann sie zur?ck k?mme. maybe into a pferdeschwanz, though i dont have any hair gel.
but thats my solution to everything. still, in the summer i could f?rben Sie sie farben to reflect the season. yep, i'm monkey'fraumagnet'smasher.

dr love:
I never had anything against germans other than the fact that they're german. (joke)
Actaully Germany have been the world's leading pioners in music all through the 80's and 90's. Still listen to my old U96 records and even Kraftwerk is still going strong? Lately germans have just become a little too weird and spaced out with that hard punk synth crazy shit IMO and Israel has taken over the lead.

What I never understood however is why German is concidered a 'world' language? I mean, English, Spanish and French is spoken many places all over but german is only spoken in Germany as far as I know..?
And I must admit it is quite anoying with the ultra patriotic germans who will answer in german if you ask a question in english. I do understand basic german, but have to struggle with it very hard, so this is just plain rude IMO.

Ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen!

Dr.Love

@the good-lookin`-monkey-Frauenmagnet-smasher
the making up tips for which you me had asked via PM in order to look still more prettily too- thus just as prettily as I- are on the way to ya

@John_Doe
"...German is concidered a 'world' language..."

??? Sorry, i didn't catch the word "concidered".
Wasn`t german in times immemorial B.C. the British language ?!
But seriously folks, you mean with it we would like the German language in other countries to insert?? Who says that?
I haven't the faintest idea.
Whoever, for what it's worth this is B.S., ..don't run away with the idea.

"...And I must admit it is quite anoying with the ultra patriotic germans who will answer in german if you ask a question in english..."
Where? Here at HHAH??
There are Smartasses always and everywhere! Maybe they`re be wrong in the garret
But: plz don`t all to lump together
Ask me nevertheless, i translate it you gladly

(I hope i everything correctly understood)

I am part German myself

condolences

I like your new avatar somebodeez. Sweet =)

Prayer - I'm proud of all my parts

Thanks, Iconoclast

if u'll say yet that u have usa's part (hmm sounds not good.. there is no usa nationality ) DIE

Don't tell that to Lee Greewood or Iron Eyes Cody.