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ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:30 pm **Post subject:**

Oh my lord i shall worship you bow at your feet , pay the taxes and the gas bill, pay for the food you feast upon, let you spit on me and call me scum, tear my body apart and putt me on a bbq even if I'm still alive......is it a deal? :wacky:

Slayer · **Posted:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:21 pm **Post subject:**

Relax, man. Read before you generalize :twisted:

Oh wait, I'm not a peasant

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:05 pm **Post subject:**

Darn it !!! I already paid his(or should i say its) taxes!!
:evil:

Slayer · **Posted:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:08 pm **Post subject:**

I wasn't talking to you, maggot. :evil:

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:55 pm **Post subject:**

Ok, Ok , just don't yell at me ....

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:34 pm **Post subject:**

Alright mmmm hungry...

Start at 250F degrees... 1 pound=1 Hour, then some canned tomatoes, and a little blood for extra saltiness.... add some ZigusZagus cutlets BAM yummy nutritious dinner!

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:48 pm **Post subject:**

Will you eat here or should i pack it for you?

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:10 pm **Post subject:**

We'll eat here of course. Maybe we can open a foodline in which you can collect bodyparts of n00bs as figurines, like McD(evil)'s!

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:45 pm **Post subject:**

You mean shrink the n00bs heads and Put them in a McD(evil)'s Evil Meal?
I'll sure do Sir :googley:

Slayer · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:37 pm **Post subject:**

I doubt that last thing...

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:44 am **Post subject:**

We shrink other parts too.

But the meal is more resturant like, y'know homestyle cooking. Most of your meat will be in cutlets, think 'skin-on' battered chicken breasts, special herbs and sauce. We also will use you to make 'natural casing' sausage and head cheese. And we a stock from your bones. You wil be organic free-range (no hormones or cages) too, for a while, till we kill you.

And no this is no joke, just look at the hello posts that stop signing in... yep they get eaten! You think this site is about ed2k links for horror movies, but its just a front for my delicatessen! Think a Hostel-style Blood Diner!
:beerchug:

Happy Surfing! :twisted:

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:07 pm **Post subject:**

All these food conversations are making me hungry!
I hope you give me some leftovers
:wacky:

Slayer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:24 pm **Post subject:**

Haha, he still doesn't get it

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:37 pm **Post subject:**

You're right i really don't get it ...but its fun replying to your posts.

:lol:

Slayer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:56 pm **Post subject:**

And it's fun reading yours :lol:

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:46 am **Post subject:**

And i also think i'm addicted to the dead-donkey !!!

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:19 pm **Post subject:**

Is it behind you right now? :twisted:

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:59 pm **Post subject:**

I don't thin...*looks behind* oh yeah hes behind me

, well i guess i better do what it wants and then return to ma regular life basis. :roll:

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:32 pm **Post subject:**

I hope you don't have to sit a lot in your regular life :twisted:

ZigusZagus · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:28 pm **Post subject:**

Well it did kinda hurt when i first set down after it visited me :evil:

After all i am its slave so i have to have a masochistic endurance if i mean to work seriously for the dead-donkey !

:beerchug:

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