The Ancient One Joined: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:03 am Posts: 5034 Location: Norway - Where the polar bears roam the streets
damn, Monkeysmasher, you really impressed me there! Most americans I've met seem to think Norway is the capitol of Sweden or something... =)
Polityk also impressed. =) I used to know a couple of phrases in polish, but am sorry to say I forgot them when I gave up on a certain polish-norwegian chick.
I do however know the most important swearwords in Bosnian (and might be able to pick up a bosnian girl) Albanian, Pakistani, Kurdish, Greek and should be able to insult a few other people as well....
The Devil, Probably Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 3:07 am Posts: 2174 Location: I'm inside of you.
Norway: A Retrospective History
by
Dr. M.K. Smashington, Historian
The island of Norway was first discovered by shipwrecked Portugese sailors who washed ashore in 1968. Intrigued by the natives tropical lifestyle, trade relations soon formed with this remote equatorial island. Despite frequent volcano eruptions and sandstorms, industries prevail. Norway's main export are zippers, wich are used throughout the world. In conclusion, Norway is land of contrasts.
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