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Did they do anything cool to you on you bachelor party? |
Oh man!
When my sister got married, her fella thought we were gonna strip him on his stag do.
He put a chain and padlock around his trousers so we couldn't pull them off, the best man got hold of the key.
We didn't attempt to strip him, but you know what it's like when you have a skinful, the next day he was dying for a crap.
He was getting more and more desperate trying to find the key!
I woulda waited till he took a pair of scissors to his strides but the best man cracked and gave it back to him.
His farts were getting wetter and wetter
