When's the last time your took your medications monkeyosmashero ?

monkey, please check your pm's

hahahaha... good one ms

more monkeysmashing rambling please

heya, jensus!

eh, in my everpresent hobby of repetitious posting, i bring you.......

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... dium-1.htm
based from some code i made for my hp lovecraftium, i did
every clive barker comic, lubricated, ribbed and snuggly inserted into a monkeyend program, integrated(i guess) comic viewer, spiffy keen graphics, and some upgrade modules i am almost done with.(complete written works, audio books, various artists artwork, maybe 'hellraisor' video by motorhead-hehe lemmy vs pinhead in 5 card stud. hahahaha) and assorted junk. hehe, and i made a 'simian configuration' like a hellraisor box. it's mostly done graphic wise, i will add it as a plug in sometime, just as like one of those windows based cheese games like minesweeper or solitaire, cept mine has bloody baby bunnies.

and best off, this actually works!
ed2k: Monkey-Clivepedium.v.10.rar  [449.07 Mb] [Stats]
450mb
includes-
has(as far as i know) every clive barker graphicnovel/comicbook under one roof, each linked thru *cbz files to a comic viewer, some of my nicer work, i actually use this bad boy now.
-Hellraisor Series issues 1 thru 20
-Son of Celluloid
-Primal
-Dark Holiday Special
-Spring Slaughter
-Summer Special
-Nightbreed/Hellraisor Jihad 1+2
-Life of Death

quite high quality resolutions on the scans, looks great to me, i use it.
yes, it all works, bug free as far as i know, and the plug in modules are wicked cool.heheehe, and will clean up some of the messes i made of the main directory.-for my movie plug in, if anybody wants to do some reviews/in depth synopsis/cenobyte write-ups, character biographies, hell, anything, let me know and i add it in, giving you the credit. hell, religious/political debates amongst you people from different cultures and your views on hell, demons, or even perceptions of sensations. no pictures of pierced penis's, that's all i ask.

hehe, and yes, i thought of making the whole program a configuration, pressing the right buttons, in the righ sequence, may offer some surprise.

err, i hope someone wants this, it took me friggin hours, hooooooooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrrs to program, compile, link. i will probably make a lite version for people who have some of the comics already, though i hardcoded unique filenames for each comic and issue. wont be hard to modify, i guess.

questions?comments?suggestions? requests? features liked/disliked/would want to see?

and now, the lite version, without any extras, just spacers for the plugins. has descriptions of every comic, only 16mb, with instructions on what cbz file is named what, and where it goes.

ed2k: ClivepediumFrontend-litev.11.rar  [14.10 Mb] [Stats]

working on the book plugin now.
-then putting in the movie trailors
--then the bios


hehe, and i even am almost done with my 'simian configuration', spiffy keen neat-o.

eh,
questions?suggestions?requests?threats?
got bout 30 people grabing the 450mb clivepedium. when someone gets it done, give some feedback.

eh, no feedback on my clivepedium.

errrm.
reminds me of a story.....
i was making out with my girlfriend awhile back, and she's like 'your just suppose to teaze the clit!'
So
-ahem-
' Your a big stupid clit and nobody likes you! you smell like a dead tuna factory, they wont let you swim in the lake 'cause they cant get the smell out of the fish! Your attached to a big fat mouthy bitch, your like a fat fucking ham running from christmas, waddling glazed piece----'.

.......and when police and paramedics got done pulling her off of me, she had bitten one of my fingers off, i had 43 broken bones and 152 stiches, and forever will i have the imprint of a golf club embedded in my forehead. They never found one of my nipples, or my left ear, im pretty sure she swallowed them when they shot her with the tazers. love, my friend, can hurt, and often times does.

true story, except for the parts i made up.

(hehe, made this one up on the spot. i dont really think it's funny, but it seems like it should be funny. )

I laughed. but I'm just a figment of your imagination so....

All your insane rambling amuse me more or less.

Anyway, i'm getting your clivepedium. Although i dont know any of barkers stuff, i've not even seen hellraiser. I'm also pretty interested in that lovecraft thing you were working on.

clivepedium is just the comicbooks/frontend. im not much of a barker fan, either. usually it's all sex and hell, gay people and hell, gay people sex in hell, gay/bi sex, death, and hell. and torture.

they are-
hellraisor series-
a vague summary(as im drunk(er) then usual)
basically about 3 different stories in each issue, nothing relating to each other* beside people accidentaly/unwittingly/willingly solve a puzzle that opens the gate to hell and a cenobyte comes and usually kills them and take them to hell for eternal torture. they try to be, errrr, ironic each story, but usually the stories follow almost the exact same plot.
*(there is a story arc, starting at #7(i think) called 'the devil's brigade' that last about to the end issue 20)
lot of sex/violence and foul language.

-summer special/spring slaughter/dark holiday
-same as above, summer special was pretty good, with the gangster dad(was my favorite one of all the comics. like a very short 'what dreams may come' cept with more bullets, more pushing people off balconies, holywood orgies/sacrifices and Wormhead. Yeah, and french people.). dark holiday was a bit dorky, the cenobytes save christmass.

-primal/son of celluloid/life of death
i remember reading them, but am completely blanked on primal and life of death, though i think the three are just adaptations of cb's books.

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/ligersize.jpg
and my caption's-
#1
'what the hell is that guy doing to that cat? is that legal? i'm sure doggy style is the way to go with that kind of animal, but i still admire that guys courage, or his self-confidence in his own sexual abilities.'
#2
'Sigfried, coming home early one day, wasnt exactly shocked as he walked in on Roy and Kemlo. He knew thier relationship needed counseling, but he never suspected Roy's infidelities were with a co-worker'.
#3
man, if i was to sell some sort of viagra/aphrodisiac drug, wether a placebo or not, that would be the cover of the bottle, or a whole ad-based sales marketing campaign,
#4
Taxidermy looses some of it's charming mystique, when the technique for 'stuffing the cat' was finaly revealed. Though the German College of Taxidermy reported record enrollment since this picture was published'
#5
'say, kevin, theres something different about you... did you shave your mustache, or get a haircu-- wait! is that a new cat?'
'oh, you noticed.'
'yep, it's quite a fashion statement'
'yeah, i didnt really have any pants that were clean, it's laundry day, so i was like, what the fuck, i'll wear this out. it's not to flashy is it?'
'no, no..... isnt wearing a giant lion/tiger for pants kind of, well, dangerous?'
'darn, Your with those 'fur is murder' hippies too? i wanted something to draw away from my mullet style haircut, but not draw away from this shirt.'

'

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... fix1-2.rar
this renames the cbz files to cbr, changes the associated linking in the frontend menu, adds the spacers for the audio books, books, clive artwork, and i think some more stuff.
fixes the clivepediums problems,as far as i know all of them.....hehe, i hope.
put the emule links to the plugins if that fix fixes stuff. buncha plugins, each more pluged in then the plug in before.

tnx, getting it fast on the mule.. =)

eh, it has directly download link.

and my last caption for that lion/tiger crossbreed picture(ive made around 30 thruought my various wanderings)

As he swung the liger at roy,
'We always knew it would come to this!' yelled sigfried.
'Thier can be only one!', screamed roy as he drew his own liger, and with his battlecry('DAFFODILS"), attacked sigfreid.
Unknown to both, that was a load-bearing support beam liger, and thier pansy-ass castle roof collapsed, killing them all.
Tragically, monkeysmasher survived with no injuries.

I see HHAH people :-o

yeah, upped like 15 gigs myself. i didnt know it was so buggy on others computers, i'm gonna install mirc/icq again for to h elp them. ive updated info on how to make the fix work, and am truley surprised it doesnt work, almost at all, for everybody but me.
i spend today re-doing the fixes, bughunting, making fixpacks, listening to complaints on mirc/icq, fixin fixin fixin.

i had no idea it was so not wanting to work on any computer but mine.

eh, anybody like the clivepedium?
ive made some more prog/frontends/monkeyprojects/skins, but if nobody likes 'em.....


hehe, my 'house of darkness' banner i made for thier site.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... /HOD-2.jpg
i was gonna clean it up, fix the scythe lettering.

I love it. only don't have much time to use it yet. but I will.... =)

cool banner. the 'HOUSE' part could use a little work tho...

hehe,
that's what i said in the post, the lettering on the schythe(err, the ;house;) needed work. the guy who runs that site used an old shit rough draft i did that really really sucks dognuts. i told him 'rough draft', but he uses it anyway. i put that other one up, the one above, but he doesnt use it. ahh, who knows...

my latest poem..... i left the name/genders interchangeable, so anyone feeling like they need to write a poem to thier girl/boyfriend, here you go-

_________ wasn't nimble,
S/he's fucking sick,
liked little boys
and sucking dog's dick.
hamsters and gerbils,
flee from his/her gaze
inserted rectally
in twisted sick ways.
No KY, no problem!
He/She couldnt be stopped,
Fucking bunnies, some geese,
and a pidgeon that popped.
rimjobing poor ducks, turtles
and worst were the squirells.
PETA wouldnt a' been called ,
if he'd/she'd just stuck to girls.
But girls didnt like him/her,
as s/he smelled like the zoo,
and once on Jerry Springer,
I saw her/him eat poo.'

http://syztemx.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi
is the old, rough draft that the site seems to stick with. it is the worst of all the drafts i did for the guy. he had a better one i did up there, but switched it. why? i dont know.