I'm not a doctor, but i play one on tv.

If your like me(and i know i am) the spectre of genetics looms down, threatening a fate worse then death: male pattern baldness.
A lot of programs claim results, but they are placebos or to expensive. i have developed a new method to prevent hairloss.

simple, grow your eybrows long, then comb 'em back!

look younger! Feel Younger with my patented system.

warn off potetial predators, when startled, they fan out, into attack postition!


or during the spring, dye them a multitude of colors to attract potential mates, the multi-colored plumage will make you stand out!


send 39.99 to monkeyhair specialists. Order today!

well, i have to admit, that is kind of stupid.

but at least you admit it

ahh, i laughed when i thought it up. icant really guage what is funny to 'normal' people.

http://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic.php?t=3461

I thought it was funny, I already got eyebrows like that, need to use a hedge trimmer, weed whackers to our cousins across the pond?, to trim em up.

takyon's eyebrows were araigned today on multiple charges of manslaughter and reckless endangerment. witness's at the scene claim tak got startled and his autonomic eyebrow reaction took control, lashing out, killing 14. there were no survivors.
no plucking, you got to trim them so they grow longer. i'm pretty sure this is going to become a popular worldwide fad, the kids these days will hop on the bandwagon.yep, i am always at the apex of cultural fashion.

you know, i think if someone actually did grow thier eyebrows long enought to comb backwards, it'd stretch out thier eyelids to make them look like they are constantly surprised.

Lets play i game....... Some-one find a sensible post from monkeysmasher...or one that doesn't make ya laff!!!

The guys a legend! This thread has to be the best on HHAH

Made me piss myself that did!

You kill me Monkey, you really do!

It's definately the craziest (and the one with most titles).

But yeah, MS is definately a legend

hey, that's what ive been saying for years.

there is actually a team of monkeysmasher's working nonstop, 24 hours a day 7 days a week writing this crap.

Ridley Scott's Legend more like

lol... funny pic it was anyway

monkey you got a lot of dead links at your site Browsing, I couldn't get a lot of the pictures under projects or any reviews to show up (404ing). Downloads, Links and What? were busted too

(had to load it in IE cos those ads were killing opera too ). I was wanting to look into your extreme movie manager mods, I'm looking at modding (only done a movie card for frontpage movie reviews but that's hardly modding)

hehe
i'll fix 'em. that site is mostly just a front to store my crap.
i forgot about my movie mod, ive changed it usually when the update of extreme required it. my latest version has a menu system for playing the movie and some other little doodads because i was going to get a
the dvdwriter sometime soon.

i think i ditched a lot of stuff to store some fixes on that server, but if u go to the root dir
http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclown/
and
monkeypages/
or just look around, there a tons of stuff i dont bother making links to. it's just a place to store my asorted craptastic stuff.

already two steps ahead. I went through and checked all the pictures



We got it all on tape!

"Go! go! go!"
/me watches fbi burst through monkeys frontdoor
"okay, who's buying the kidneys? Don't play dumb with me... we know your the supplier!"

i dont know if this will show up correct here, i got diablo keys, and winwhatwere, +a costumized tcpview so i can see who is so interested in logging my keystrokes, so i didnt put up on my website.

*removed*

i got all the graphics for the genres, they are pretty spiffy. ill put these all in my website, for those who want to use them. i left areas to add in the menu(this is for people who like to put a buncha rips on a dvd-r(like what i would do). has some other little features too.

d'oh!
it doesnt look right on the forum, you got to copy and paste it into a blank htm page.
basically from
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.">

to

</body></html>

i got rid of diablo keys, so i will put it on my site in its finished form(the basic version) and a link for all the spiffy genre graphics i did.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... eys_01.htm
to use this template, just put it in your extreme movie manager's movie card folder.
i used my own folder(i think i called it monkey) and a few subdirectories for custom graphics and the 'in depth' extra info pages, and javascripts, vb,applets and assorted crap. this card will work with just the genres, though i think i did some dvd/cd/vhs/tv icons, and u may have to move some of the logos for divx/xvid/whatever into monkeyfolder, or just disable it.


http://members.lycos.co.uk/skitzotheclo ... /genre.rar
this small rar has some genre graphics, along the lines of these-


the graphics in it are-(they all look similar to the two above)
action
actors
adult
adventure
aliens
alternate titles
amicus
animation
anthology
asian
cannibals
classics
comedy
comicbooks
connections
contact
crime
cthulu
demons
devil worship
documentary
drama
enter
encoding info
epic
episode lists
facts
family
fantasy
film noir
-genre(spacer)
ghosts
giallo
hammer
haunted houses
help
horror
insanity
invasions
italian
links
more info
mystery
other
possesion
remake
revenge
romance
sci-fi
sequal
slasher
splatter
stalkers
starring
thriller
type-icon
vampires
war
werewolves
western
wierd
witchcraft
zombies


a note on the genres, i made a bunch of subtables to sort movies further. i dont have it up on my site, but the general idea was along the lines of taking a zombie movie, breaking it into italian-american-asian-other, then into types, -fast/aggressive-intelligent-slowmoving walking slabs o' meat,-
and they world impact, ex: complete destruction of society/post holocaust, small outbreak/beginning of zombification, voodoo ritual/nonspreading/1 person, post-post apocalypse(like shatterdead).
i think i did the zombie mod to go down like 5 levels, and had the multititled and same titled ones crosslinked.


this is the card i use, mostly. it fits my purposes. i have tons TONS tons of extra little doodads i made for it, but i made them all with only myself in mind, so i dont know if they would be usefull/asthetically pleasing. hehehehe.[/i]

hey
Anybody download this? the card or graphics?
any responses?

err, im working on a comic collector catalogue now, and on my monkeyweb prog.