Look at my personal killing machine. (was look at my baby)

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:19 pm **Post subject:**

I'm gonna teach my dog to drive. The cats are way too retarded to drive, they only respond to food and a stun gun :wink:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:44 am **Post subject:**

hehe, it is probably just one of my sick quirks, but there is nothing funnier then slicing a hole in a paper plate, and putting it on a cats head. makes them look like little kitty sunflowers/cat radar. i dont know why, but it is possibly the apex of feline related hilarity.
or shave off one side of thier whiskers, put tape on thier feet and throw em on a tile floor, put a sock on thier head, tie a bell to thier tail, or launch them into orbit with a snowshovel and a concrete block.

yeah, yeah, im gonna go to hell. but i probably take a lotta cats with me.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:30 am **Post subject:**

That tape thing can be hours of fun...I do that all the time when I get bored enough.

Decypher · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:50 pm **Post subject:**

And here is my baby

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:53 pm **Post subject:**

Nice pussy decypher :wink:

Decypher · **Posted:** Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:45 pm **Post subject:**

Ha ha, don't let the first impression fool you. This is the wildest cat I've ever seen. She's only nice to me but attacks every stranger came into my home. I really mean 'attacks' when I say attacks :mrgreen:

She can easily play in a horror movie, The Cat That Mutilates People :twisted:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:36 pm **Post subject:**

My cat, Angelus, is like that. He only really likes me, tends to avoid other ppl, and any other animal, including small to medium dogs and smallish foxes are attacked on sight LOL

the best thing I ever saw was him jump off the top of a 6ft fence and swipe a bird outta mid-air, that was fuckin class. i think he is like it cos we left it a bit long before we got him de-balled, and his instinctsnever quite got buried again.

wargand · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:42 pm **Post subject:**

Nice, I once had one of those. Unfortunately I was distracted by a telephone call so it burned. Had to call a pizza service instead. This was the saddest pizza I ever ate :-(

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 1:56 pm **Post subject:**

WTF wargand? You tried to eat a cat LOL

wargand · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:09 pm **Post subject:**

Cat? I meant the tasty looking piece of meat in your first post. :twisted:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:16 pm **Post subject:**

My legs or the dog? :wink:

wargand · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:25 pm **Post subject:**

The dog of course. Legs are fine too, but I prefer either female or at least baby legs. I doubt you would taste good.

DxaKrator · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:35 pm **Post subject:**

You just need to marinate him for awhile...and tenderise of course....you could have meat for a week...depending on the cuts you prefer.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Mon Apr 26, 2004 6:39 pm **Post subject:**

If I wait a couple of months I will have ten times the meat LOL

BTW, I will have you know my legs would be tender and succulent :matrix:

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:00 am **Post subject:**

hehe, i think everything is supposed to taste like chicken, even cats. but they dont, cats taste a lot like an occelot.
you shouldn't eat dog. dogs are man's buddies, a loyal companion of man that even another man wouldnt be as loyal. cats, man fuck cats, they activily plot to overthrow man since day 1, lurking, waiting and biding thier time. when your not home, your cat will dunk your toothbrush in the toilet, wipe its ass with your cupcakes, and kill your infants when they sleep, steal your credit cards and order stuff online, sign you up for spam email, steal your girlfriends, cats are just bad. Dogs are ownly true allies to the dreaded cat menace, dogs will drink beer and want more, dogs can handle a little alka seltzers wherein cats just explode. Dont trust anything that cant fart, my friends.

wargand · **Posted:** Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:34 am **Post subject:**

We now monkey, we know. And now: Sit!.

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:38 am **Post subject:**

My two new arrivals :
<img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lord/DSCN5517.JPG" width="640">
<img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/james.lord/DSCN5519.JPG" width="640">

Man, they're hard to take photos of though, they run away the second you point a camera at them.

paul-scream22 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:13 am **Post subject:**

As I'v said before they are some ace kittens.

So when you've been saying the reason you haven't been online much of late is coz of all the pussy you're getting.
You weren't lieing

PC_Arcade · **Posted:** Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:15 am **Post subject:**

ROTFL, yep it was all true (for a change)

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:17 pm **Post subject:**

Look at the psycho now at 4 months old. As you can see, so far the only casaulty of his chewing has been a crusty old sofa we let him occupy. This foto does no justice to his actual size tho, and the vet has said he is larger and heavier than average, so maybe he will be a bit of a lion when he gets older :wink:

Luckily he is very nice tempered, he has nipped a few ppl, but only playfully and when excited so I am happy how he is turning out. Not too keen on the cats tho, not a problem tho as they sit up highy and he goes mad trying ot get them LOL

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