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Mataesfola · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:11 pm **Post subject:**

WOW, a girl talking 'bout porn!! I´ve been missing some cool shit in this thread! Welcome! :beerchug:

bag woman · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:54 pm **Post subject:**

slept for nrly 24 hours as i hadn't slept for 72 hours. my brain was a mess. just cooked me a mass fry up for later, yummy

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:44 pm **Post subject:**

All that shit food will give you cellulite.

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:46 pm **Post subject:**

Fucking hell, a female that acts like a fella, sweet.

I just hope you aint got a beard.

bag woman · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:58 am **Post subject:**

who says i don't have cellulite anyway...... besides, i'm just treating myself :mrgreen:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:23 am **Post subject:**

mcdouchealot wrote:

One last thing... If you're near or in MA and you're interested in being in some... ahem... "erotic" horror films, let me know. We're working on scripts now.

I live in MA.... i think. maybe I mean no I don't why would I wanna do erotic horror films anyway.... Do I get to dress up all vamp-like and caress nude blood soaked females? Or be a Muff-Eating Zombie? Or howabout "Frankenstein's Honeymoon"... or wait no better yet, a XXX Romeo-Juliet take on Dracula vs the Werewolf? Why would I wanna do stuff like that? (pm me wink wink)

Welcome McDoucheALot!!! Great fuckin name, you must be a MAsshole

and your art is very good :beerchug:

Slayer · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:43 am **Post subject:**

"In between the cellulite, I'm a REAL person!!" :googley:

I just slept for 11 hours, adding up to the 9 hours of last night, that makes more than I slept in the past week alltogether.

mcdouchealot · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:58 pm **Post subject:**

TaKYoN wrote:

Fucking hell, a female that acts like a fella, sweet.

I just hope you aint got a beard.

Sometimes I wish I did have a beard. It gets cold up here, you know.
:mrgreen:

mcdouchealot · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:02 pm **Post subject:**

GrindCallus wrote:

I live in MA.... i think. maybe I mean no I don't why would I wanna do erotic horror films anyway.... Do I get to dress up all vamp-like and caress nude blood soaked females? Or be a Muff-Eating Zombie? Or howabout "Frankenstein's Honeymoon"... or wait no better yet, a XXX Romeo-Juliet take on Dracula vs the Werewolf? Why would I wanna do stuff like that? (pm me wink wink)

Exactly! I mean, we obviously will be in need of females for our projects, but we'll need some dudes too. Are there any girls around here, or what? Please tell me you guys haven't scared them all away. Nothing worse that a female who digs horror but can't take the heat. NO PUSSIES ALLOWED!!! Well, er, I mean, no sissies.

GrindCallus wrote:

Welcome McDoucheALot!!! Great fuckin name, you must be a MAsshole

and your art is very good :beerchug:

Thanks, dude... I felt pretty smart when I came up with that one. I am indeed a MAsshole - however, i don't drive, so maybe I don't truly qualify.
You likey my art? I thank you sincerely. Want to buy any?

Actually, almost all that stuff is gone, but who knows what random crap I'll slap on a canvas in the future.

Happy to be here, beard or no beard.

bag woman · **Posted:** Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:41 pm **Post subject:**

you're real, not plastic? :mrgreen:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:42 am **Post subject:**

I'm made of rainbows and unicorns.

bag woman · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:16 pm **Post subject:**

sweet

Slayer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:51 am **Post subject:**

bag woman wrote:

you're real, not plastic? :mrgreen:

Life is plastic at most, not me :mrgreen:

GrindCallus · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:50 am **Post subject:**

Plastic is real. I've seen it.

bag woman · **Posted:** Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:42 pm **Post subject:**

yeah, i have a plastic brain,or so i've been told. then again, i've also been told i don't have one, or i've left it behind. so which is it do you reckon guys??? please don't hurt my feelings on this, :beerchug:

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:29 am **Post subject:**

Wrong place, like you don't know... right.

bag woman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:28 am **Post subject:**

aaarrrggghhhhhh

Slayer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:36 pm **Post subject:**

Hehe, LOL. I knew you'd do that! :lol:

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:10 pm **Post subject:**

WTF?!?!? All this talk of plastic leads me to believe we have either transported to a weird Barbie world or we are all trapped in a sex shop.

I prefer the second, especially if bag_woman is here too ;-)

TaKYoN · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:15 pm **Post subject:**

mcdouchealot, you look so much like an old friend of mine, except you are still alive. Love the hair, I have had many colours too, my favourites were green, blue and then a nice combo of red, white and blue.

What can I say, I am patriotic and wish to crush all foreign nations with my undead army of wolverines.

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