Spud, if you don't like this topic, please feel free to delete it, I won't be offended...

I'm making a facts page for Ben Affleck, David Hasselhoff and Steven Seagal in the vein of the famous ChuckNorrisFacts.com.. So seeing everyone here being cool and creative, was wondering if you would maybe help out. Here's an example of a Ben Affleck fact:

"Ben Affleck was offered a role in Dumb & Dumber, but he was the Dumbest, so he never got the part."

Anyway, it would be great to see some new funny facts about these guys, which I will later add to my pages once I have at least 20 for each. Thanks for the help!