Back for real this time. Just got the net hooked up, again. Yay. So, expect some stuff from me, soon.

Edit: Let me know what great titles I missed in the last 4 months, too, please.

Hooray

Good to see you back Chadman

Wow, now there is a blast from the past.

Hey, good to have you back Chadman (I'm wracking my brains now trying to remember your avatar)

I tbhink it was a Chadman picture most recently. I haven't really stuck to one for too long.

Its only been 4 or 5 months. Its not like I "Paulscream"ed or something.

Ahh finally some sanity returns!.......not

Looking for sanity? Wrong door.

hi again! can't say i noticed you gone but then again i been gone longer myself!

Good to see you back purple

Flying visit or a longer stay?

thanks, looks like you're all stuck with me again now, for good!!! hehe

i guess we all got out of jail around the same time.....or as I've been suspecting for some time now, we're all the same person!

bumm bum bummmmm

for the record, how much bumming did you receive to develop such a notion?

Prison and bum in the same post? The joke just writes itself.

that was the only way they'd let us out. Complicated story, but there was a multiple severe rectal muscle siezure, and we were able to legally be considered conjoined tripplets. sure it was painfull, and quite embarassing if anyone was to find out, but we swore an oath never to speak of it again as long as we liv-
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woops.

never mind that, what i just said. I suffer from the advanced stages of waffle madness.


well, the 'bumm bummm bummmm' was supposed to be a sound effect, actually. I guess because i don't have an audio card you'd naturally assume it meant some form of gay(or 'bent hole pole punching' as i believe them english call it) anal sex.
I was actually going to put 'dumm dumm dummm', but i thought it might be interpreted as me calling you dumb. and that would have been wrong ,rude, and a little awkward, so i stayed on the high road and went with the whole (hole) sodomizing angle.

Are you the Chadman who actually made some movies? i vaguely remember something about it, whilst hacking thru your computer and reading all your email and instant messages.

No, not gay sex roman/greek all male butt videos, but horror short films.

Well, my most recent release does feature an ass, but I can assure you that it is a female ass. That was you reading my mail? Thanks for organizing them into foilders. I never would have done it, but its such a time saver when it comes time to blackmail.

Blackmail? I think not, and i am offended by that remark, sir. Such unethical greed is far beneath my character, no, my whole morale integrity, and am shocked and appalled anyone would consider such a detestable thing.

but, thank's to the new Sir Cam-a-lot trojan quickcam hijacker, the hour's and hour's of video i've been recording of your life as viewed from your computer's point of view has been a very lucridive investment. I'm in talks with TNN to have it sindicated in a weekly series 'England's Greatest Cockfights' .
Very tastefully done, and I wanted to maintain a certain elegant class, that's why all the tv advertisements have been reviewed thuroughly,

'<I>Two men enter. One man leaves.
The other man leaves later, limping, confused, battered with penis shaped bruises, wondering what the hell PETA was thinking when they got the use of roosters banned. It's still a sport, and best of all, animals snuffed it bloodily.'</i>

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Did you make that 'dog day afternoon2'?