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Author:  John_Doe [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:14 pm ]
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eh, with a subject like that this could contain just about anything, but today I'm mad a people natuarlly presuming I know their weird language. Do they hope to get any coherent replies when they send me pm's or write file comments in german/itallian/russian/spanish/whatever? nope, they either get a nice lecture about what I think about their philosophy (eg, My language is the best in the world, you must learn to understand it or be doomed forever!) or I answer in norwegian.
Author:  wargand [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:21 pm ]
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Hey, relax. Edonkey is also used by children. Suppose they come from a less educated country where the average person does not even know that there are different languages ;-)
Author:  satan [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:38 pm ]
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1337.
Author:  John_Doe [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:56 pm ]
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eh, I don't think too many kids use edonkey.. it's a little too advanced. it's all kazaa for them tiny ones. and besides, they wont be taken aback by me yelling at them,if they don't understand english anyhow..
Author:  d0c [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:02 pm ]
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they dont dare to send me messages... so no problem here....
Author:  izac [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:19 pm ]
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heheh.. these persons almost always gives me a big laugh.. hehe

Like when you play d2 with some guys.. and you ask them to do something or a question (whatever).. and you don't get any answer.. after a couple of tries you get some irregular letters.. you writes "???", because you don't understand what he(/OR MAYBE SHE) means.. Then they write "ME KOREAN ^^".. and then you know... :lol: :lol:

I could maybe find some funny screenshots with these quotes.. hehe..
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:45 pm ]
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screw foriegners and all thier crazy languages. everyone knows the true language- God's language, is american english.



(just kidding)
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:02 pm ]
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That's coming from a man that asks for subtitles for English English :lol:

Everyone knows English English is the biz, shortly followed by Scotish English because it's hilarious :D
Author:  Forum Bot [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:15 pm ]
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I must correct you mr. monkeysmasher, it's american english with an texas accent.

Yiiiiiiiiiiihaw.

Scottish is pretty gnarly to I must say (WILLY rules).
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:34 pm ]
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some american english accents i cant understand, either.the trick is just to speak louder.

"D?ME SU DINERO!"
"GEBEN SIE MIR IHR GELD!"

not many non-hollywood films make it to my area, so i dont here any accents besides spanish, arabic,korean, or russian from my neighbors. and usually the only communication between them and me is thru profanities and death threats, and of course 'you stole my newspaper/bike/why does my wife's baby look like a monkeysmasher?'
Author:  PrayeR [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:43 pm ]
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americans know only one language
:lol:
Author:  Forum Bot [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:45 pm ]
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This could be a helping hand monkeysmasher.

"How do I swear in ????"
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:51 pm ]
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i dont go to too many countries anymore. but when i did i always learned to say important things, such as-
1. How much for your sister?
2. if you resist we will burn your village down and eat your children.
Author:  wargand [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:00 pm ]
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monkeysmasher wrote:
i dont go to too many countries anymore. but when i did i always learned to say important things, such as-
1. How much for your sister?
2. if you resist we will burn your village down and eat your children.

Oh nice. Have you ever been in Germland? How do you say this in german?

Btw. you would not want my sister. Believe me :x
Author:  PrayeR [ Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:37 pm ]
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wargand
i belive
:lol:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:01 am ]
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never been to germany, ive just been to a lot of crappy countries that smell like feet and are hot hot hot humid and hot.

ich kann nicht das sagen in german. Ich w?rde babelfish benutzen.
Auf Deutsch:
wieviel f?r Ihre Schwester?

though i would pronounce it like this-
Sie essen Spam aus meinem Rektum heraus. geben Sie mir eine Reichweite mindestens herum. sie ist nicht zu unh?flich. lassen Sie uns jetzt gehen Getr?nkfarbe.
Author:  PrayeR [ Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:31 am ]
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:shock: was fuer die scheisse!
:lol:
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:52 am ]
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ah, poop.

crazy language. uber-poop.
Author:  PrayeR [ Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:37 am ]
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ja ja! das ist fantastisch!
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:09 am ]
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i still think wether someone is saying 'you look beautifull this evening' or ordering someones death, it all sounds the same in german. i think next time someone pisses me off i will yell something in german.
ich stehle Ihre Schuhe!

even that sounds harsh in german.

Sie sind ein sch?ner Schmetterling und schwimmen auf silk Fl?gel.

wwell, that would scare me.
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