I used to have piercings, but i got pretty bored with them and took em out. except for one. but that's my business.
I have a bunch of tattoos.... don't much feel like trying to figure out where all the pics of them are though. I suppose if anyone has a rabid and burning desire to see them I might be persuaded to pull some img links outta my ass, but until then, here's the text description, copied and pasted from a recent blog post:
design #1: my son's name/birthdate in rainbow crayon letters with a little green and blue star in the middle. location: left outside ankle. Colored.
design #2: a Bob-omb Buddy (that's a Super Mario character.) location: left inner ankle. Colored.
design #3: Frank Zappa portrait, accompanied by a block of lyrics from "Packard Goose". Location: right inner forearm. Black and white.
Design # 4, 5, & 6: All pictures of Delirium from Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels. location(s): left forearm, inner and outer. upper left arm. All colored.
design 7: heart with wings. location: chest. Black & white. May color someday.
design 8: alien "Bob". location: right outer calf. Black & White.
design 9: JHVH1 (unfinished) location: directly below the alien "Bob". Black & White.
design 10: Picture of "Bob" cutting the strings of a marionette boy. Location: right inner calf. Black & White.
design 11: Stigmata "wounds", with the lyrics "I am never going back again" from 'Crucify' by Tori Amos, written around the stigmata on my right wrist. location: inner wrists. Colored.
woo-frickin-hoo.
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<--no tats there