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Author:  jazel [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:12 am ]
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Shit, took me a long time to jump in this wagon. Some of you might have seen my fuck wad of a name on CM"s, THC or T3, but I ask myself why did it take me so long to come here?

Lazy! Stupid! AH! Jesus told me there were very bad people here sharing mean things. Well fuck you Jesus I like mean thinks!

I'm really stoned right now, and I can bet nobody gives two steaming piles of shit, but you shall now be forced, well unless you know how to click back, to learn a wee bit about what lies I shall share with thee...

I was born in the usually fashion, straight from me mammas hairy hippie twat, into the arms of some amputee nazi doctor. My bottom was slapped and I learned to salute like a good citizen. I learned the chants of the nude witches, I was baptised in cow urine and watched the smurfs for many years.

I abandonned my education to persue a life of onion farming with my pet cigerettes whilst ingesting the flesh of yummy grubs.

My dad is crazy and I fell from a tree in his backyard. My mom is a fat lesbian vampire. And my brothers and sisters stare at me as if I speak with the voice of Ghandi.

I can't knit, I pee sitting down and have a moderate sized penis when compared to a five year old girl.

You want more, then send me nude photos of Desmond Morris...

Now to learn how to use this damn program...

Hi!!!!!! :o Its your fault you let people sign up so easy!!!
Author:  Vae Victis [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:20 am ]
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You watched the smurfs?
that's just sick :outsider:
Author:  GrindCallus [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:38 am ]
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:twisted:

Welcome Home.

Here is a well earned zombie: :zombie:

Place him, or whatever, just be careful he's fragile.

Not sure what you be into, sounds like some fucked up shit, urine.

BTW this is a most impressive collection here. Probably all of CM. If not.... GIMME!

I'm stoned too. :mrgreen:
Author:  fierysky [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:09 am ]
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GrindCallus wrote:
BTW this is a most impressive collection here. Probably all of CM. If not.... GIMME!


A lot of them are at The Horror Charnel, some have simply disappeared AFAIK (I haven't seen a new Dio or Stetheboro or Grimrippers rip in ages), and some resurface sporadically (Ferox). Glad to see more great familiar faces. :beerchug:
Author:  cybersatan [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:32 am ]
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great first post :lol:


welcome, you seem like you will fit in just great among the other freaks here, hehehe


Stethebore ups now and then on T3, Dio only on the newsgroups i think, recently donloaded freakshow from him, but can as well be an old rip,,,,



grtz cyber
Author:  Mataesfola [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:23 am ]
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Stoned and finds a site at 2 a.m.? First and only post, I believe. But a good one. :beerchug:
Author:  pure [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:32 pm ]
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So you like Desmond Morris ey!? :lol:
Welcome jazel!

:beerchug:
Author:  jazel [ Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:05 pm ]
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Ah, thanks for the responses to my silliness...I sure notice a lot of names from old CM's and a few from the dare I say even better Horror Charnel, were I spend most of my time. But its always nice to have many homes to drop by and leave tid bits of stupidity. Actually one of Spuds posts made me think of checking this out. I like the idea of long download times gives me a chance to share everything back easier with my shit upload. And I gotta say there sure are loads of goodies here, and good freaks. And speaking of Stetheboro rips he sure has put out a few good ones in the last bit on T3 and Dio rips man, oh man if it wasn't for those rips I may never have seen I bought a Vampire Motorcycle.

But I like the community better then movies half the time...So thanks for making me feel at home already, and letting me post stoned. Shit I'm sober today, so I really haven't got much to say...

Thanks and take care ye bunch of people. And why is it horror communities always have some of the niciest people on them. Fuck the What would Jesus board I'm a member of are always flaming someone. :lol:
Author:  vnorske [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:02 am ]
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No problem, This is the Silly Party Headquarter
Author:  Mataesfola [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:49 am ]
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Hey, jazel, your avatar, where does it come from? Never saw that movie...
Author:  GrindCallus [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:55 pm ]
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I think its an ICP video. They suck, but really try to push the image. Looks cool as an avatar thats for sure!
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:34 pm ]
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I was going to say, its definitely looks like its from a music video. Who's or what song i don't know, but you can tell its a music vid :)
Author:  jazel [ Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:28 pm ]
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Hey all, yep its from Insane Clown Posse video, hmm, I think it was called bowling balls or something like that. They do suck IMHO, but I am a sicko and sure like the gif. I'm always so freaking stoned or drunk when I'm surfing through the shit, but I'm pretty certain I grabbed this off of ircimages.com. I'm to lazy to make my own and the one I did make I was asked to take it down. I'll have to find that one, and see if everyone here gets offended by it. :twisted:

All I can think is why to heck didn't I check out this whole emule thing a long time ago, geez I'm pretty certain this technology is older then the loss of my virginity.

This place rocks, and its becuase of all you...I wanna kiss your bums and give you all a good ol' fashioned reach around.

Like my daddy always told me, "Son, in life your either a fighter or a lover. And if you ain't one of them then your probably a fighters lover!"

Ah, the joys of prison sex...puts joint down and clicks mouse.... :wacky:
Author:  GrindCallus [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:11 am ]
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LOL I like you already! :lol:

You'd be hard pressed to offend the livestock here. :beerchug:


Be careful though! THis guy peeks around every corner: :jesus:
Hes a deceptive little fucker too.

Canadian huh? You get good (sick) TV shows like TPB and PWK.
Author:  Mataesfola [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:32 am ]
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Try to find that avatar, we like to be offended. :oops:
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