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Author:  John_Doe [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:53 pm ]
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Here in Australia there's a law saying that if someone elses pets, be it cats, dogs, horses or cattle, slunters onto your property, you have the right to do whatever you want with them.

A little while a go there was a farmer here who forgot to lock the gate to his donkey pen properly. His good neighbour, a resteurant owner in town, was woken up in the middle of the night by 42 donkeys making one hell of a noise in his back yard. So there was only one thing he could do: Grab his rifle and shoot them all, before going back to sleep.

When this resteurant owner told me this story, he was laughing hard as he gesticulated how he'd shot one after the other. Next to him his wife sat, looking down at the table and shaking her head gently. "No you didn't?" I broke out, where upon she answered: ""Yes, - he did. And next day, I was the one who had to do the clean up. Do you know how long it takes to get rid of 42 dead donkeys? Not mentioning the hassle I got from the farmer as he came running in tears when he saw what had happened to his livelyhood."

If only I can get ahold of the photo.... :matrix:
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:44 pm ]
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That restraunt owner sounds like a complete retard. Hope PETA were informed! :lol:
Author:  Lux Delux [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:49 pm ]
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All those poor donkeys :cry:
Author:  wargand [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:10 pm ]
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spudthedestroyer wrote:
That restraunt owner sounds like a complete retard. Hope PETA were informed! :lol:


Why? He had the right to do with them whatever he wanted. Be glad that, unlike his father, he decided just to shoot them. Else there might be soon some more of this assholes running around.
Author:  fierysky [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:33 pm ]
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42 of them, huh?
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:08 pm ]
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wargand wrote:
spudthedestroyer wrote:
That restraunt owner sounds like a complete retard. Hope PETA were informed! :lol:


Why? He had the right to do with them whatever he wanted. Be glad that, unlike his father, he decided just to shoot them. Else there might be soon some more of this assholes running around.


he had the right under some ass backwards aussie law? Here's alternatively what he could have done. Fired his gun in the air so the donkeys run off scared, or scare them off his property. Sounds more like he was running low on donkey meat, or didn't have the foresight to think. Instead he acted like some hick redneck and killed 42 donkeys, for very little reason, destroyed his neighbours livlihood and made his wife clean it up.

Saving vast amounts of time cleaning that shit up and the price of 41+ rounds = clever, this guy = retard :lol:

I repeat, that guy sounds like a complete retard... his wife's reaction sounds about right. Something like -> :roll: Exactly the reaction i would have had. :lol: :lol:

Not that i care if 42 donkeys are dead, it just makes this Restraunt owner sound like a right hick retard. Then again forgetting to lock the pen aint exactly a sign of intellect. There's like three jobs for a farmer, and one of them is closing the pen door :lol:

Now if there were 42 members of PETA on his lawn i'd have shot them.

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Be glad that, unlike his father, he decided just to shoot them. Else there might be soon some more of this assholes running around.


I have no idea what that is meant to say so can't comment. Who's father? which assholes? donkeys? farmers? restraunt owners? restraunt owners wives? John_Doe?
Author:  wargand [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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fierysky wrote:
42 of them, huh?


If they were all female.....(do you think Spud understand now?) ;-) :-P
Author:  Malignus [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:57 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:11 pm ]
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wargand wrote:
fierysky wrote:
42 of them, huh?


If they were all female.....(do you think Spud understand now?) ;-) :-P


oh, you were trying to say he's the offspring of the donkeys, a jackass. :p
You see, the problem is... your joke really sucked :lol:
Author:  Chadman [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:33 pm ]
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While, technically, you are right about the joke, Spud, you have no right to comment (another crazy Aussie law, I think) since it went completely over your head. So, let me say it: Lame!
Yeah, the guy was a dink. Just because you have to right to do something doesn't mean you have to.
Author:  killingjokezzz [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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Wonder what donkey meat tastes ike? :wacky:
Author:  wargand [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:45 pm ]
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killingjokezzz wrote:
Wonder what donkey meat tastes ike? :wacky:


Good guess would be: Like horse.
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:03 am ]
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killingjokezzz wrote:
Wonder what donkey meat tastes ike? :wacky:


"man flesh"
Author:  vnorske [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:08 am ]
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wargand wrote:
killingjokezzz wrote:
Wonder what donkey meat tastes ike? :wacky:


Good guess would be: Like horse.


And this sounds horrible, Horse and donkey used to be strong animals, not flat muscles, like cow or pigs. I think Spud is completly right, this restaurant sounds retard for me. Anykind of exotic food should be under governan law before they start to sell it. Let me tell you about the whale shark's story. Some years ago, they discovered that shark don't get cancer, and many morons went down to fish the poor shark to stop the cancer on humans too. Well, the whale shark is the biggest fish on the earth. So, they killed one and cooked for a big dinner, just speacil gust. All the people got sick, the whale shark's flesh is poisonous to human taste..
Author:  spudthedestroyer [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:21 am ]
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Sharks don't get alzheimers either according to Deep Blue Sea. They eat Samuel L. Jackson too so they earn a lot of bonus points.
Author:  Chadman [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:03 am ]
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Sharks don't get Alzheimers? So, that bastards just pretending not to remember me. I'll be right back.
Author:  tweye [ Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:33 am ]
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go show them, Roy Sheider!
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