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Author: | Grape_Soda [ Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:04 pm ] |
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Yep. I'm having gallbladder surgery tomorrow. I just hope I don't wake up half-way through it. That could be unpleasant for me and for the doctors, if I get my hands on a scalpel. |
Author: | vnorske [ Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:28 pm ] |
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Too late. I'm sorry, but it's going to happen |
Author: | Chadman [ Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:29 pm ] |
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Good luck. Keep a piece in formaldehyde, just to be METAL. |
Author: | monkeysmasher [ Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:32 am ] |
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dextromorphan hydrobromide, an ingredient in cough syrup, (usually in the DM version) can be used as a disassociative and block the effects of the anathesia. so dont chug a bottle of cough syrup a couple hours before the operation unless you want to be traumatized for life. |
Author: | GrindCallus [ Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:40 am ] |
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Good luck Grape Soda! Good advice monkeysmasher ![]() |
Author: | Grape_Soda [ Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:26 pm ] |
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I'm back home already. Feels like I got kicked in the stomache by a mule, but other than that I'm feelin' dandy... they fed me bunches of Percocet over there. ![]() |
Author: | monkeysmasher [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:09 am ] |
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they let you keep any of your gallbladder? They should, it's your's, they'd just throw the extra pieces away anyway. maybe charge you a gallbladder disposal fee at 150% markup. then they sell it on ebay. ..and i have my own grape soda starter kit, to build me my own grape soda at home. |
Author: | Grape_Soda [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:11 am ] |
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Well, they'd be charging the state that extra markup, cuz I'm on Medicaid ![]() |
Author: | vnorske [ Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:24 am ] |
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Oh nice, that could happen to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7OvV-v8vQ |
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