even though halloween is a joke in this country, same to you!
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| Author: | GrindCallus [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:49 pm ] |
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Happy Halloween 2006 you zombie-gut-munchers! When trick-or-treating, look for razor blades and drugged candy. |
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| Author: | Chadman [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:01 pm ] |
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I know. Those are the ones I want, too. |
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:37 pm ] |
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even though halloween is a joke in this country, same to you!
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| Author: | vnorske [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:20 am ] |
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Happy Halloween to all of you! |
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| Author: | fierysky [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:05 am ] | ||
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John Carpenter would like to have a word with your country 
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| Author: | spudthedestroyer [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:56 am ] |
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he might, but he'd have to answer why his films have been crap since In the Mouth of Madness first
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| Author: | GrindCallus [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:34 am ] |
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Whitch cuntree? Dis intanet? 
I miss being young, Halloween in America is the coolest. When I was 7 I dressed up like a zombie.... Ahh I was a freak even then. I went as Jason one year, but really cool with dirty ripped bloody flannel and hockey mask and of course a generic plastic knife. Nowadays its more fun to dress like that everyday except Hallween, when I can walk around and trick-or-treat... and when the say "Aren't you old? And hey you aren't even wearing no costume!" ...I just say "But I'm smiling!" They never get the corny irony before I kill/torture them in what the TV news calls 'home invasion'. Its actually a trick for no treat! And yes I kill/torture in that order. Again subtle irony... 
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| Author: | perkin2000 [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:33 pm ] |
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"And yes I kill/torture in that order. Again subtle irony... "
Most amusing. |
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:46 pm ] |
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Things i've come to learn about halloween: 1. once you hit your 30's, trick or treating without kids is frowned upon by most homeowners/law enforcement personel 2. Trick or treating with a gun is called armed robbery. 3. never give out condoms to trick or treaters. It's just common sense(or so i was told) |
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| Author: | GrindCallus [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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What about Gummi-Penises? Those are OK to give out right? |
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| Author: | pure [ Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:10 pm ] |
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Yeah sure it's ok. Everybody has gotten those once or twice. Right? 
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| Author: | perkin2000 [ Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:15 pm ] |
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Gummi Penis? Yeah, I had that. Cleared up though. |
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| Author: | Brutus [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:31 am ] |
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A belated dark, dank, evil, painful, hope you're all dead Halloween. Unfortunatly I was working late on 'All Hallow's Eve' (according to christian mythology). I had planned to watch Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968) whilst munching down the remaining treats prepared for the ghouls of the evening, but after ten minutes I decided to have a Tarot reading instead (...not a review of the film by the way I liked what I saw during the opening). You'll all be envious to know that my future holds riches and pleasures in store for me. Those are my excuses and I sticking to them! 
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| Author: | monkeysmasher [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:09 am ] |
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I'll ask the judge at my arainment hearing tommorow morning about the gummi penises. It's a little hard to make my statements at the trial, they have to wheel me in on a dolly/handcart, and the anti-biting mask they make me wear doesnt let my mastery of the oratory arts shine thru the picket lines chanting thier support of me with 'fry the bastard!'. Plus I talk with my hands, kind of like hitler, but the straightjacket really dampens my style, and the shock-jockstrap restraint makes my butt look big. |
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| Author: | pure [ Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:09 am ] |
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I'm real sorry for you man! Nobodies ass should look big in a shock-jockstrap restraint
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