Is there some kind of camp we can send these people to make sure they 'dissappear'? Their incompetance has this cascading effect of making everyone they encounter annoyed, and puts them in a bad mood.
Take one arsehole, the most recent of many. I'm crossing the road. This guy drives through a give way sign, over a roundabout (infact, he went across the wrong side of it in a straight line) and then holds down his horn when i'm crossing the road at a point where pedestrians have right of way as if i'd done something wrong. I was already half way across the road
. Obviously my reaction is to continue to walk at the same speed and give him an "up yours". He speeds off, about 5 mins later i see the same tool driving around and he stops next to me and gets out of the car, with his mates in side, and comes up to me and says
"did you say fuck off to me? Are you going to say it to my face" (except more of a grunting slang).
Admittedly he was twice my size, you know the time, fat idiots that work in some generic place equal to their asperations in life, and undoubtedly could kick my head in even if his car wasn't full of his mates. I probably wouldn't have been able to knife him in time if he chose to lamp me. I have taken to carrying a knife because of the number of truely staggering number of arseholes there are around these days.
Anyway, obviously I had two responses;
a) I weasel out of it to avoid confrontation
b) I make him feel like an idiot and risk getting beaten up in his frustration at making him look like a fool, or hopefully he just walks off.
I figure, fuck it, I'm more of a b kind of guy and i figure he's just playing up in front of his mates hence why he bothered to turn round and drive round looking for me.
"Firstly, I didn't say anything but the signal means up yours, which is an apt response to certain kinds of behaviour. For example, one can't be expected to do nothing when a driver skips a give way sign, drives over a roundabout, drives straight at a pedestrain then holds down their horn expecting them to move. Warrants a response."
(yes i'm a prick in real life, and have flowing over the top prose at my disposal)
Now i was expecting a punch at that point, but unfortuantely didn't have my hand near my knife, guess i was lucky or the numerous words spoken in an articulate manner caused confusion to the poor creature, instead the response was...
"You go round the corner and show me a pedestrain crossing"
Amazing creature...
"Its after the give way sign you drove through, round the roundabout you drove over, and just where the pedestrian was crossing. You can usually tell by the dips in the pavement to allow wheelchairs to cross at points where pedestrians have right of way"
Sigh...
"I knew you wouldn't fucking say anything to my face"
Was the response as he got back into the car, and then drove off in the wrong direction. Why do they let these morons onto the roads? It always puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day when some arsehole does this kind of shit, its like their fustration at being a moron is transferrable as negativity in people they encounter.
Anyone have an arsehole put them in a bad mood today then? (this is where someone says "there was this arsehole pedestrain that told me to fuck off"
)
Anyway, my point is today I nominate fat, retarded, shit driver as HHAH's retarded arsehole of the day. Please feel free to post your nominations...
, FAR more effective , and less a mess afterwards, *IF* you really need to carry something.
He was a proper fat guy with missing teeth, looked like a right prat.
