Would you rather have.......

kamlem

a bionic arm......

or

a bionic leg?

Please provide an explanation

And watch the tv series 'Extras'. Hopefully they will be extras in a gore film in series two

johnathome · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:56 am **Post subject:**

Its gotta be a bionic arm, whats the use of one bionic leg?

With an arm you could lift beer to your mouth quicker and , i gotta say this, imagine the wanking speed you could get up

You'd just collapse in a big sweaty, snotty heap :mrgreen:

santa-the-barbarian · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am **Post subject:**

2 words Bionic ROSHAMBO

so bionic leg.

Truba · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:19 pm **Post subject:**

arm is more important to me :roll:

perkin2000 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:06 pm **Post subject:**

Leg. It could pogo me about, thus saving energy.

santa-the-barbarian · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:09 pm **Post subject:**

with the bionic arm tho the "pleasure" side would be orgasmic beyond belief by the end of the week it would drop off and thus no more knuckle shuffle

johnathome · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:23 pm **Post subject:**

Yeah, with a bionic arm it would bring a new meaning to the phrase 'Death Grip'.

It'd be like a zit, with the head popping :googley:

Don't dwell on this its too painful to think about

santa-the-barbarian · **Posted:** Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:52 pm **Post subject:**

but unlike a zit it won't grow back the next day

vnorske · **Posted:** Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:38 am **Post subject:**

a bionic arm

spudthedestroyer · **Posted:** Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:38 pm **Post subject:**

a bionic arm, because it can then make bionic legs.

Chadman · **Posted:** Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:10 am **Post subject:**

Bionic arm. There's just so much more you can do with one powerful arm, than one powerful leg.

monkeysmasher · **Posted:** Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:34 am **Post subject:**

would that be additional to my two original arms, or would I have to trade one in?

and would said bionic arm have to traditionally located, or could I use it as some type of prehensive tail?

obviously the advantage of a third arm being used to navigate thru previously one handed surfing websites would be a major benefit, and the thought of having a bionic arm graftet to my breastbone would amuse me constantly with the whole 'alien bursting affect', but something like another arm extending from the back of an original hand would revolutionize many sports, cooking shows, and porn.

could i have a bionic arm in place of a leg? I know it's typical use would be for the above mention one handed naked websites, but I've always wanted a peg leg, and not wanting to have to amputate to get it, i figure the bionic hand could hold the peg.

I am surprised no one mentioned anything about penisis's.
or penises,eerrrr, peni.

kamlem · **Posted:** Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:59 am **Post subject:**

Have you watched the doco Whole, MS....?

http://forum.dead-donkey.com/viewtopic. ... ight=whole

Perhaps that's the next (il)logical step. Not only does your leg not feel that it belongs to you, it feels like it should actually be an arm, one that makes a funny sound effect whenever it is put to good use.....

And as for the last point.....

http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/ss/sto ... 44523.html

Quote:

Valerie Jamieson: Well one of the most interesting bionic body parts is the bionic penis and this is for men for whom Viagra just simply doesn’t do the job and for these men who have erectile dysfunction it’s clearly a huge problem for them. And so what the bionic penis is is an implant. A couple of cylinders are placed in the erectile cavities in the penis. They are areas that would fill up with blood whenever you get excited normally, and within the wall of the abdomen there’s also placed a chamber full of saline salty water and then there’s also a pump that’s placed in the scrotum. This is more of a mechanical device rather than the devices we’ve been talking about that connect into the brain. So whenever you wanted to get an erection you would simply squeeze the pump in the scrotum a few times and you would get an erection; the salty water would fill the chambers and you would have a stunning erection.

Catch you after the op.... :mrgreen:

Union.Simon.616 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:48 am **Post subject:**

So I guess I'm a weirdo, as I really like (and would prefer to remain) all my meaty parts the way they are and never felt like chopping any off, even if for a hi-tech replacement :wink: