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Author:  manofwar [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:34 pm ]
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Have you ever had an ex (or current) girlfriend physically destroy one or more of your possessions because she was so mad at you? This happened to me recently when my girlfriend (now ex) found out I made out with another girl at a party. When I got home that night I came into my room to find all the strings on my guitar cut down the middle with a pair of pliers. I picked it up and came out into the living room with a shocked expression on my face, not knowing really what to say, then she emerges from the kitchen with my other guitar and just gives me the coldest stare I’ve ever seen and then smashes it right on the floor right in front of me. I think I cried a little bit. It reminded me of this video -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMxdrKxL7kM. Anyway, anyone have similar stories?
Author:  Slayer [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:11 pm ]
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I only heard of someone else, a girl I knew. She made herself a pretty dress, out of a nice fabric, to wear it to parties and stuff. When she broke up with her boyfriend (this all happened like 8 years ago or something) she found out that he had torn up her dress out of anger.

That guy, although I thought he was nice, was mentally not 100% stable, and I think most people who do stuff like that are. At least for a period of time.

I'm sorry to hear about your guitars. My advice: dump her.
Author:  antropomorphic [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:37 pm ]
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I dunno where to start, I've had em all, from an extreme megalomaniac, a hooker, one with a split personality, depressed drugged chicks, the list goes on... (I guess I'm a sucker for that kinda gals)

they all tried to destroy one or more of my posessions, or even myself at some point :?
Author:  Truba [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:16 pm ]
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so guys you have girlfriends :mrgreen:
Author:  antropomorphic [ Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:26 pm ]
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Truba wrote:
so guys you have girlfriends :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol:
Author:  BadBugs [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:09 am ]
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manofwar wrote:
When I got home that night I came into my room to find all the strings on my guitar cut down the middle with a pair of pliers. I picked it up and came out into the living room with a shocked expression on my face, not knowing really what to say, then she emerges from the kitchen with my other guitar and just gives me the coldest stare I’ve ever seen and then smashes it right on the floor right in front of me.


So she thought she was a 70s rock star? :lol:

Fairplay, a chick who knows how to use a pair of pliers 8)

Lets face it, if youre gonna cheat on your girl then you gotta expect payback, if she cheated on you then you'd be mad too :evil: :wink:
Author:  Slayer [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:49 am ]
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Mad, yeah. Destroying personal stuff, mad.
Author:  BadBugs [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:14 am ]
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Recently I've seen a fair bit of Jerry Springer & if thats typical americans then the planet is in big trouble lol
Here in England we got trisha & lots of lame non violent chatshows in the same vein. Although watching those americans beating each other up & the obese chicks getting their clothes off coz of an action loving crowd on telly is fascinating to watch, I'm glad that I've never met anyone in 36yrs here that is as bloody stupid :lol:
Author:  karstmobile [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:31 am ]
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BadBugs wrote:
I've never met anyone in 36yrs here that is as bloody stupid :lol:


And neither has most Americans. It is mostly staged. I knew of a local midget who was on a talk show circuit. Would go from talk show to talk show... on one a KKK midget who hated tall people.. then on another he loved large women.... ahhahha
Author:  antropomorphic [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:40 am ]
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manofwar wrote:
When I got home that night I came into my room to find all the strings on my guitar cut down the middle with a pair of pliers. I picked it up and came out into the living room with a shocked expression on my face, not knowing really what to say, then she emerges from the kitchen with my other guitar and just gives me the coldest stare I’ve ever seen and then smashes it right on the floor right in front of me.


it usually helps if you burn all their shoes or something, then & only then they see how it can hurt to see something personal destroyed :wink:
Author:  vermin [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:44 pm ]
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antropomorphic wrote:
I dunno where to start, I've had em all, from an extreme megalomaniac, a hooker, one with a split personality, depressed drugged chicks, the list goes on... (I guess I'm a sucker for that kinda gals)

they all tried to destroy one or more of my posessions, or even myself at some point :?


I hear ya mate...I'm on good terms with my ex-wife...but this one girlfriend was the jealous type (no I did not cheat on her!)...this insecure bitch ruined my car with a screwdriver...she carved huge swastikas all over :matrix:...so I tried to run her over with the "nazi" car...needless to say, we eventually broke up :mrgreen:
Author:  antropomorphic [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:38 pm ]
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nazi car ...
/me tries to make a mental image of that
Author:  Slayer [ Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:20 pm ]
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It reminds me of "Space Zombie Bingo" in which there is a car with the words "Zombie Car" written on it :D
Author:  TaKYoN [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 6:04 pm ]
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When a wench starts going fruit loop on you, it really is time o fuck off. It doesn't matter what you say or do to help them, they have to want to help. If they bullshit you with promises but no action, dump the hag.

I have had a few nutters, all follow the same rules and all get worse.
Author:  GrindCallus [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:18 am ]
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well I some may have noticed I haven't been around in like 2 weeks. My girl got angry enough to sweep my computer off the desk, no accident, and yep the HDDs are fukked. Lots of shit lost. Love is stupid.
Author:  antropomorphic [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:17 am ]
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easy: she pays for the new pc, plus she pays your internet till you got all of your stuff replaced
Author:  TaKYoN [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:56 pm ]
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easier: she pays for the computer and then pays with her life.
Author:  Slayer [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Like I said: I can imagine anger, but if you start destroying stuff, you're mad. And should be locked up.
Author:  TaKYoN [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:13 pm ]
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Hhhm, I have been known to smash stuff in anger, but only when I am close to hitting someone. I prefer to break something rather than someone.
Author:  monkeysmasher [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:16 pm ]
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Sometimes, when i've been with a woman too long, after a time, laying back in bed,I think and realize the only thing I have in common with her is that her breath smells like my feet.

'What? my breath?'

Oh, fucking hell, did i say that out loud?

'um, yes'

Holy crap, my inner dialogue isn't working. I gotta get out of here! quick, tell her my back hurts, and i have to sleep on the couch. yeah, she'll buy that.

'You want to sleep on the couch because your back hurt, hon? '

'Nope, it's guilt, once you figure half the shit i been up to, you're gonna put a bullet thru my freakin' head.'

Hehheh, the perfect crime

'Crime? What? guilty about what?

Man, if she finds out what I've been doing with her ATM card, i'm so screwed.


'WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH MY ATM CARD??!"


think fast, monkey

'.......'

'.......'

'think faster, monkey'

Does this smell like chlorophorm?

---and she falls asleep, forgetting what she shrewdly deduced from me thru tactical conversation, this is yet another example of the delicate situations that can be solved with chlorophorm.----------


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